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Successful relationships take hard work and two people who really want to be together.
It's crucial to have that one friend with flaws and failures similar to yours, but worse.
Every relationship has its problems but what makes it perfect is when you still want to be there when everything sucks.
LOVE TIP: Don't get too close to your partner in pictures so they don't look retarded when you crop them after the breakup.
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets and no lies.
There is so much hate in me at the moment for my ex-wife that the house is experiencing poltergeist activity... which is kinda cool.
If I've learned anything from my relationships it's that every decision is a poor decision when it doesn't involve saying yes dear.
A game of Truth-or-Dare with only ex-girlfriends is the most terrifying nightmare ive ever had.
All I want is a woman who can kill a few zombies for me & then make me dinner, is that really too much to ask?
She loves it when I tell her that it'd be hard for me to find better girlfriend than her, and I know it's true because I've really tried.
The only thing worse than the idea of you, is knowing that someday I will only have a memory of you.
Girls only like you if they know you have a girlfriend, or at least that's what my girlfriend's best friend just whispered in my ear.
I read my tweets to my husband every day just to test his eye rolling abilities. He's really good at it!
I'm ready to settle down, get a girlfriend, and hate her more with each passing day. It's time.
I tell my girlfriend not to worry too much about how they look when she finally gets around to wrapping her own presents.
Fact: If a mans ex's are all "crazy" it won't be long before he is calling you crazy too.
