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Relationship Bashes

Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #relationship


Girls only like you if they know you have a girlfriend, or at least that's what my girlfriend's best friend just whispered in my ear.


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She loves it when I tell her that it'd be hard for me to find better girlfriend than her, and I know it's true because I've really tried.


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If I've learned anything from my relationships it's that every decision is a poor decision when it doesn't involve saying yes dear.


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Relationships are worth fighting for, but you can't be the only one fighting.


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Every relationship has its problems but what makes it perfect is when you still want to be there when everything sucks.


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Before Twitter, how would I have known my soulmate was a 53 yr old man pretending to be a 28 yr old woman outside Milwaukee?


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There will never be a 'Previously On' preview where my stoner husband doesn't say, 'We've seen this one.'


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A game of Truth-or-Dare with only ex-girlfriends is the most terrifying nightmare ive ever had.


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Relationships are worth fighting for, but you can't be the only one fighting.


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Everybody's made for someone. You're lucky if you find them or they find you.


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I'm ready to settle down, get a girlfriend, and hate her more with each passing day. It's time.


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It's never too early in a relationship to text someone "I love you, I miss you, I want to straddle your face and ride it like a racehorse."


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It's crucial to have that one friend with flaws and failures similar to yours, but worse.


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The only thing worse than the idea of you, is knowing that someday I will only have a memory of you.


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There is so much hate in me at the moment for my ex-wife that the house is experiencing poltergeist activity... which is kinda cool.


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I tell my girlfriend not to worry too much about how they look when she finally gets around to wrapping her own presents.


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Successful relationships take hard work and two people who really want to be together.


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'Get over it' is probably the least helpful thing you can say.


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shit i forgot to take off my wedding band b4 i went into burger king


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LOVE TIP: Don't get too close to your partner in pictures so they don't look retarded when you crop them after the breakup.


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