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I hate when people in RL don't like me cause they're jealous of how pretty I am but they lie and try to say it's cause of my narcissism...
Can't believe my husband didn't even get me a bday gift. I mean yeah, we're getting divorced, but it's not like it's finalized yet.
2012 is my year of philanthropy. Let's begin by making a crushed group salad of all our meds.
By the way, what does philanthropy mean?
I just peed in my pants to warm myself up, was nice for a couple of minutes, but now I'm even colder.
sometimes i move my things & then 5 minutes later i'm like WHERE ARE MY THINGS & that's pretty much what it's like to be me
This weekend is the Polar Bear Swim in the sea. It's an annual gig & they raise tons of $$ for charity; I'm crazy, but I'm not a "they!"
I just had two automatic doors in a row not open for me. Proving that not even automated machines respect me...
A smoke detector is especially useless when you're searching for a lost cigarette on the beach.