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You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.


Tom Upton


#young-adult #humor

In any case, it's the cowardice of people like you who give dictators the chance to install themselves!


Marjane Satrapi


#memoir #young_adult #humor

When the mind is free, magic happens.


C.G. Rousing


#humor #law-of-attraction #new-adult #new-thought #paranormal

Leo,” Jason said, “you’re weird.” “Yeah, you tell me that a lot.” Leo grinned. “But if you don’t remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes...!


Rick Riordan


#humor #young-adult #humor

An ordinary man can enjoy breakfasting on juice and rye bread. But when you are underfed, scorned, miserable or just plain bored, you don’t want to eat dull wholesome food. You want something a little more colourful, exciting, tastier, meatier and juicier.


R.S. Vern


#animated #cat-haee #cathaee #children-s-books #dark

If only I had the speed that my alien boyfriend had, then I could just zip through my senior year and forget about distance and mom’s annoyingly great sense of hearing. But when said alien boyfriend was in my bed, I wanted nothing more than the opposite speed. I wanted to freeze time to keep everything just the way it was.


Magan Vernon


#humor #teen-romance #young-adult #humor

You have to figure that there is something seriously wrong with somebody who wants to enter a profession that deals with whether people are screwing enough. Dealing with spirits, spooks, and demons almost seemed normal.


Tom Upton


#humor #psychiatry #young-adult #humor

I have never been reduced to begging somebody to leave me alone, but in your case I’ll make an exception.


Tom Upton


#young-adult-fiction #humor

I’ll leave you guys to get acquainted. Somebody show Leo to dinner when it’s time?” “I got it,” one of the girls said. Nyssa, Leo remembered. She wore camo pants, a tank top that showed off her buff arms, and a red bandanna over her mop of dark hair. Except for the smiley-face Band-Aid on her chin, she looked like one of those female action heroes, like any second she was going to grab a machine gun and start mowing down evil aliens. “Cool,” Leo said. “I always wanted a sister who could beat me up.


Rick Riordan


#humor #young-adult #humor

There is no law stronger than that of magic. - Kian


Kailin Gow


#fairy #fairyland #fantasy #love #magic






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