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Hope everyone has a truly wonderful Thursday! Try not to use an article of clothing to hang yourself in the staff washroom.
I don't know what the big deal is, 3:20 sounds just fine to me.
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man
I remember when people used to go to the beach to swim and have fun and not to take pictures of their own feet and post them on instagram.
Collecting all the vices you discard today with my new Lentbrush.
I googled "do cyclops blink or wink." The dreaded day is finally here. I have run out of things to do on the internet.
If you take a picture above your head, the first thing I think is: You’re hiding multiple chins.
My neighbors learned tonight that I like to drink on the porch and the cops don't care how loud or how often I play Flirtin' With Disaster.
About to start our traditional family football game where we use the neighbor's baby Jesus as the football.
Sometimes I do very bad things, but I do them very well.
Yo mama's so fat she probably has trouble finding men to sleep w/ her, especially after the messy divorce.
Sorry about your family.