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My Mac crashed, came back to life, & now it thinks it's March 2001. I need someone to come tell it about Steve Jobs. I CAN'T DO IT.
Those of you who cheat and make jokes about others who were caught cheating better keep a weather eye out for falling pianos.
If you mean years of financial and emotional stress with brief moments of joy and finally death, then yes, everything is going to be OK.
#crap
Trust yourself and don't be afraid to fail. Ignore those who doubt you. Just work your hardest and get what you want.
Chuck Norris spend 30 seconds to count the stars everyday, after his lunch.
I'm still amazed at how many people go to the movies and don't punch out the obnoxious drunk who snuck a bottle of booze into the theater.
When your text reply is: “Whatever”…you don’t really care what happens after that.
I never really understood porn. I mean what does she really see in him? I doubt he even loves her.
#crap
All the kind words she ever heard weren't enough to drown out the voices whispering, "You're not enough."
I feel the same way about cooking as I do about having a baby. I'm capable of doing it, I just don't want to.
Humans are funny. They spend money they don't have, to buy things they don't need, to impress people they don't even like.
I hope I cross your mind every once in a while, so that I won't feel pathetic for thinking of you all the time.
#love
I'm literally awake.