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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Yep, plane!

-New Yorker.


#funny  


When a woman looks at you with belief, faith and trust...

You're doing it right. Don't stop.


#love  


My Mac crashed, came back to life, & now it thinks it's March 2001. I need someone to come tell it about Steve Jobs. I CAN'T DO IT.


#statement  


Those of you who cheat and make jokes about others who were caught cheating better keep a weather eye out for falling pianos.


#funny  


If you mean years of financial and emotional stress with brief moments of joy and finally death, then yes, everything is going to be OK.


#crap  


Trust yourself and don't be afraid to fail. Ignore those who doubt you. Just work your hardest and get what you want.


#wisdom  


Chuck Norris spend 30 seconds to count the stars everyday, after his lunch.



Dating tip: Impress her with your bravery by telling her she looks fat today.


#wtf  


I'm still amazed at how many people go to the movies and don't punch out the obnoxious drunk who snuck a bottle of booze into the theater.



When ever I don't shave my legs for more than 2 days, I start talking with a German accent.


#dirty  


When your text reply is: “Whatever”…you don’t really care what happens after that.



I never really understood porn. I mean what does she really see in him? I doubt he even loves her.


#crap  


All the kind words she ever heard weren't enough to drown out the voices whispering, "You're not enough."



Sir, you can't bring that bazooka into the building.


#useless  


If you don’t take the time to just listen to her breath, you’re missing a lot.


#statement  


I feel the same way about cooking as I do about having a baby. I'm capable of doing it, I just don't want to.


#idocy  


Humans are funny. They spend money they don't have, to buy things they don't need, to impress people they don't even like.


#statement  


I hope I cross your mind every once in a while, so that I won't feel pathetic for thinking of you all the time.


#love  


I'm literally awake.



Strangers can become bestfriends just as easy as bestfriends can become strangers.


#statement  



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