Message from God

Did you know that I dedicated some of my songs to you, %NAME%_? Guess with one :)   »

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If you do not stop throwing your disgusting cigarette butts on the ground, then disaster will strick.   »

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I am the messiah and believe me when I say ... your haircut does not suit you.   »

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I really don't know why God gets all of the attention. You should worship me instead!   »

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You are one of my finest creations. It is a pleasure for me to watch you live your life.   »

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I am the best at everything that I do. Just follow me on Twitter!   »

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You won't believe what just happened to me! I just had my nails done a week ago and just a few minutes ago one of them broke off! :( Why do such things always happen to me?!   »

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Hello, hello my dear friend! I’ve been thinking about the night we spent together. Wanna do it again? I think I can teach you a few more things ;-)   »

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Hey man, where are you? I am standing right outside! I’ve been waiting for 15 minutes now. Where are you?   »

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%NAME%, I can’t seem to get you out of my head lately. I realized you could be the perfect one for me. Do you want to go out sometime?   »

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