Message from God

Did you know that I dedicated some of my songs to you, %NAME%_? Guess with one :)   »

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The world is dying, %NAME%. You have to do something.   »

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%NAME%, you have been chosen. You are the next prophet to the Lord. Your future awaits you.   »

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You are one of the persons I am really looking forward to see in hell.   »

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I know what you did yesterday. If you do not make it right, this will have consequences.   »

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Privacy is just a myth made by influential people. Don't think for a second we do not know what you are doing!   »

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Can you believe what %NAME% was wearing today? Just aweful!   »

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I just saw you buying that hideous cheddar cheese at the supermarket. Are you out of your mind? I thought I taught you what cheese to buy!   »

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Hey, %NAME%! You are my best friend, you know? Can you please help me out one more time? I am outside your house right now, please!   »

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I really need to talk to you, %NAME%! There’s something on my mind I need to share with you. Please let me now if you are available.   »

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