Message from God

%NAME%, you should go and love yourself.   »

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If you do not stop throwing your disgusting cigarette butts on the ground, then disaster will strick.   »

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%NAME%, you have been chosen. You are the next prophet to the Lord. Your future awaits you.   »

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You are one of the persons I am really looking forward to see in hell.   »

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You are one of my finest creations. It is a pleasure for me to watch you live your life.   »

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Dear %NAME%. I know what you think of me. Why don't you tell me in person?   »

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You won't believe what just happened to me! I just had my nails done a week ago and just a few minutes ago one of them broke off! :( Why do such things always happen to me?!   »

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You can’t be serious, %NAME%! What you’ve been wearing today is just unacceptable! What were you thinking?   »

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Hey man, where are you? I am standing right outside! I’ve been waiting for 15 minutes now. Where are you?   »

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Hey,%NAME%! How are you? Listen, I know you are into me for quite a while now and why don’t we give it a chance? Do you want to come over?   »

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