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Wisdom Bashes

Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #wisdom


Be careful what you say. Girls remember everything.


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You know what's better than a healthy self-image? A candy bar


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Trust yourself and don't be afraid to fail. Ignore those who doubt you. Just work your hardest and get what you want.


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Ignorance is only blissful for the ignorant. For those around them, it's painful.


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"None but human beings can make words the vehicle of thought."


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Don't let someone else toy with your heart, you're better off walking away and finding someone who deserves it.


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Anyone can flirt. It takes a courageous man/woman to commit.


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It's pretty awesome how love can be replaced by hard liquor


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Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realise they were the big things.


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If you can't convince them, confuse them.


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Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.


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You are going to die someday. Your time on this planet is both wonderful and limited. Stop wasting it asking famous people to follow you.


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People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw orgies.


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Kindness is attractive, I don’t care what you say.


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Don't be too hard on yourself. There are plenty of people willing to do that for you. Love yourself and be proud of everything that you do.


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The problem with sadness is it’s often like getting hit in the face with a hockey puck when you’re at a baseball game.


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Moving on is not about not looking back. It’s taking a glance at yesterday, and seeing how much you’ve grown since then.


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If you can't be happy at least you can be drunk.


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It's only funny cause it's true.


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These weight loss infomercials make me feel like I shouldn't be eating cheetos in bed at 430 in the morning.


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