Wisdom Bashes

Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #wisdom

I'm not livin' the dream, I'm dreamin' the life.

When you wake up and realize you lost last nights Lottery, just remember, life is going to continue to get that much shittier.

Wow. People really don't like it when you set them on fire.

Stop reading into things that have no words.

Want to get high for free? Tell a bunch of stoners you have never smoked weed before.

The best part of being in a relationship is always having someone to laugh with.

My generation of parents is going to be so terrible because it's going to be the first one that tries to be cooler than its kids.

Be careful what you say. Girls remember everything.

Don't look for happiness, create it.

Never stop learning, because life never stops teaching.

I really wanted to start eating healthy but I could swear that this donut just said "Life's too short to eat like a rabbit. Now come here!"

Look, everyone makes mistakes. The important thing is you learn from it & cover it up better next time.

Don't let someone else toy with your heart, you're better off walking away and finding someone who deserves it.

Good food, excellent wine, amazing music and passionate love is all we need in life. And cigs.

Not all dreams are attainable. When yours is dragging you across the ground as you desperately hang onto its ankles, it's time to let it go.

Anyone can flirt. It takes a courageous man/woman to commit.

It takes around two years to learn to speak. But it takes a lifetime to learn what NOT to speak.

Cheating isn't always kissing, touching, or flirting. If you gotta delete text messages so your partner won't seem em, you're already there.

Don't even think about doing a Google Images search for "fungus scalp infection." Don't even let that thought into your head.

Your biggest enemy is yourself.