Wisdom Bashes

Be loyal in what you say about people who are not present. In doing so, you will build trust with those who are present.

Some days you just wake up and know the first thing you need to do is have a drink.

Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.

Be careful what you say. Girls remember everything.

"None but human beings can make words the vehicle of thought."

I'm always hungry, there's just many different levels of it.

One door closes and another person gets punched in the face for not holding the door open.

You know you are on the right track when you don't feel the need to look back.

Some people need drama in their lives, be careful not to feed the fire, just piss on it & keep walking.

Worst day - monday. Best day - friday ✌

Accept people for who they are.

Want to get high for free? Tell a bunch of stoners you have never smoked weed before.

You're only as cool as the thing you're pretending not to care about.

Are you stepping into the fire of self-discovery or self-destruction? Be careful. One will burn you, the other will burn what you are not.

Always appreciate the people that bring you pleasure.

Book fact: Books are not just for propping up wonky tables or swatting flies, many of them contain entertaining and well-written stories.

Behave badly, enjoy the ride and deny everything.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade with vodka

Note to self: Everyone is full of shit.

They who are looking for the path are already on their way.