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Wisdom Bashes

Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #wisdom


Never even start a relationship with someone that doesn’t have the balls to apologize.


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Stop reading into things that have no words.


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Be careful what you say. Girls remember everything.


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If she owns more books than shoes, she's worth keeping!


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Cheating isn't always kissing, touching, or flirting. If you gotta delete text messages so your partner won't seem em, you're already there.


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Don’t over think things. You’ll end up creating a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.


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Smile like you've never cried. Fight like you've never lost. Love like you've never been hurt and live like there's no tomorrow.


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True silence will blow the speakers.


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Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.


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The best part of being in a relationship is always having someone to laugh with.


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Wow. People really don't like it when you set them on fire.


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When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the girl with glitter on her face does.


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Hey, you! Keep your head up, you're so much better than you believe, I promise.


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When you know your worth, no one can make you feel worthless.


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Behave badly, enjoy the ride and deny everything.


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Whatever is bringing you down, get rid of it. You don't need that negativity in your life.


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Some people need drama in their lives, be careful not to feed the fire, just piss on it & keep walking.


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Don't even think about doing a Google Images search for "fungus scalp infection." Don't even let that thought into your head.


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Smile. Let everyone know that today you're a lot stronger than you were yesterday.


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Be yourself. That should keep you busy.


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