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Wisdom Bashes

Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #wisdom


When life gives you lemons make lemonade with vodka


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They who are looking for the path are already on their way.


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You guys know that flirting shouldn't be frightening, right?


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People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw orgies.


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Sometimes it's okay to just lay on the floor and pretend your life is fine.


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Before you judge, act. Before you speak, listen. Before you hate, love. Before you write, think. Before you quit, try


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Smile like you've never cried. Fight like you've never lost. Love like you've never been hurt and live like there's no tomorrow.


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Trust yourself and don't be afraid to fail. Ignore those who doubt you. Just work your hardest and get what you want.


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It's a real sign of maturity when you let the other person be Mario.


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Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.


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Not all dreams are attainable. When yours is dragging you across the ground as you desperately hang onto its ankles, it's time to let it go.


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There’s no need to rush. If something is meant to be, it will happen. In the right time, with the right person, for the best reason.


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One door closes and another person gets punched in the face for not holding the door open.


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Be loyal in what you say about people who are not present. In doing so, you will build trust with those who are present.


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Don't look for happiness, create it.


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Don't even think about doing a Google Images search for "fungus scalp infection." Don't even let that thought into your head.


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A short walk is so difficult, when no one walks with you. But a long journey is just a few steps when u walk with sum1 who loves & cares 4u.


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"None but human beings can make words the vehicle of thought."


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When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the girl with glitter on her face does.


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Make sure not to fall in love with the wrong person just because they say the right things.


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