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Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #wisdom
Be careful what you say. Girls remember everything.
You know what's better than a healthy self-image? A candy bar
Trust yourself and don't be afraid to fail. Ignore those who doubt you. Just work your hardest and get what you want.
Ignorance is only blissful for the ignorant. For those around them, it's painful.
"None but human beings can make words the vehicle of thought."
Don't let someone else toy with your heart, you're better off walking away and finding someone who deserves it.
Anyone can flirt. It takes a courageous man/woman to commit.
It's pretty awesome how love can be replaced by hard liquor
Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realise they were the big things.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
You are going to die someday. Your time on this planet is both wonderful and limited. Stop wasting it asking famous people to follow you.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw orgies.
Kindness is attractive, I don’t care what you say.
Don't be too hard on yourself. There are plenty of people willing to do that for you. Love yourself and be proud of everything that you do.
The problem with sadness is it’s often like getting hit in the face with a hockey puck when you’re at a baseball game.
Moving on is not about not looking back. It’s taking a glance at yesterday, and seeing how much you’ve grown since then.
If you can't be happy at least you can be drunk.
It's only funny cause it's true.
These weight loss infomercials make me feel like I shouldn't be eating cheetos in bed at 430 in the morning.