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Wisdom Bashes

Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #wisdom


I'm not livin' the dream, I'm dreamin' the life.


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Having a compassionate attitude is the ultimate basis for living a happy life.


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When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the girl with glitter on her face does.


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Grab an opportunity with both hands when an opportunity comes knockers.


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I've struggled in life and had my face in my hands, but once you get a clear mind everything seems to make more sense.


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Ignore the risk, and take the fall, if it’s meant to be, it’s worth it all.


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Trust yourself and don't be afraid to fail. Ignore those who doubt you. Just work your hardest and get what you want.


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If you can't convince them, confuse them.


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One door closes and another person gets punched in the face for not holding the door open.


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Good food, excellent wine, amazing music and passionate love is all we need in life. And cigs.


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Before you judge, act. Before you speak, listen. Before you hate, love. Before you write, think. Before you quit, try


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No eye contact before coffee.

Sorry. House rules.


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"None but human beings can make words the vehicle of thought."


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Not only is your own happiness and welfare related to others, but the more you help them, the happier you will be.


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Actually time heals nothing, only teaches us to live with what we have.


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Want to get high for free? Tell a bunch of stoners you have never smoked weed before.


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Worst day - monday. Best day - friday ✌


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A short walk is so difficult, when no one walks with you. But a long journey is just a few steps when u walk with sum1 who loves & cares 4u.


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Be careful what you say. Girls remember everything.


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Wow. People really don't like it when you set them on fire.


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