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Wisdom Bashes

Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #wisdom


Smile. Let everyone know that today you're a lot stronger than you were yesterday.


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When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand carrots.


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One door closes and another person gets punched in the face for not holding the door open.


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Don't let someone else toy with your heart, you're better off walking away and finding someone who deserves it.


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A short walk is so difficult, when no one walks with you. But a long journey is just a few steps when u walk with sum1 who loves & cares 4u.


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The best part of being in a relationship is always having someone to laugh with.


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Don't look for happiness, create it.


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Peace is not being where there is no noise, trouble or hard work. It is being in the midst of those and still being calm in your heart.


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I've struggled in life and had my face in my hands, but once you get a clear mind everything seems to make more sense.


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Ignorance is only blissful for the ignorant. For those around them, it's painful.


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My generation of parents is going to be so terrible because it's going to be the first one that tries to be cooler than its kids.


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It takes around two years to learn to speak. But it takes a lifetime to learn what NOT to speak.


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Sometimes drunkenness is the best medicine.


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Worst day - monday. Best day - friday ✌


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If you can't convince them, confuse them.


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True friends don't talk shit about you.


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None of you are sleeping because you're all waiting for something that nobody can fix but you.


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Before you judge, act. Before you speak, listen. Before you hate, love. Before you write, think. Before you quit, try


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Wow. People really don't like it when you set them on fire.


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Good food, excellent wine, amazing music and passionate love is all we need in life. And cigs.


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