Idocy Bashes
Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #idocy
It's hard to find crotchless panties that fit comfortably over my hernia truss.
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While I'm here reading tweets at night my kids plays World of Warcraft and I have to listen to kids sing on voice chat. I suffer to be here.
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Apparently today is some big deal.
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Its really tough being the hottest person in the room every where I go. Its crazy it hasn't gone to my head yet.
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My parents should be proud of me since I'm addicted to music, texting, food, sleeping, and the Internet instead of drugs.
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I've tried to kill so many of you with mind powers.
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Surgeons are like mechanics the way they'll both tell you,
"We've fixed your problem but while we were in there we found something else."
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Do these glasses make me look?
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Looking like you went down on the MAC counter at Macy's is not a good look ladies.
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I have enough beer to last a lifetime if I died yesterday.
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There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can’t.
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It's amazing that humanity was able to accomplish anything before air conditioning.
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Let's see if this fits in your suggestion box.
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Just got on a Virgin train. And by that, I mean one going to a World Of Warcraft convention.
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Merry Chrisolstichanukwanzaa!
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I will not see a movie unless the preview has hidden camera clips of an audience reacting in enjoyment.
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I bet it’s pretty disappointing when your spank bank send you a notice of insufficient funds.
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You know you've made it when all of your wine glasses match.
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
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If you don’t get drunk every day on purpose, you’re doing it wrong!
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