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Idocy Bashes

Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #idocy


How many times can you pee in an empty water bottle and rinse it out before you have to get a new?


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That awkward moment when you start a sentence with that awkward moment…


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Me: No, never again
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No

Her: Hey do you want to???

Me: Yes, yes I will!


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Stayed up all night again to see if I could hear turkey footsteps on the roof.


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I won’t block you, or delete you. I’m keeping you there so you’re able to see how happy I am without you.


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It's hard to find crotchless panties that fit comfortably over my hernia truss.


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I know I'm drunk when I let every song on my iPod play without skipping one.


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I wasted 400 years of my life trying to figure out if I was a vampire.


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Friends are like balloons. If you stab them, they die.


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When you start a project the day it's due and can't ask any questions about it because then they'll know you just started it. That.


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Sometimes I can't believe how many typos someone has until I realize they're tweeting in another language.


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I'm craving food that others have cooked.


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I've never won the lotto, but I once bought weed that didn't have a Rastafarian's pubic hair in it. GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!


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Missed Connection: You were attractive. I awkwardly overreacted to your presence.


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I'd hit that, how bout you ?
Nah, I wouldn't touch that.

- Ugly stick and a 10 foot pole


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I stole all my tweets from the dictionary. I recommend reading it it's full of good vs evil, plot twists, animals & posh profanity.


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By leaving your bed, your chances of dying increases by 99%. It's science.


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Don't take this the wrong way...





suppositories.


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I wish there was a manlier way to hit someone with my purse.


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My parents should be proud of me since I'm addicted to music, texting, food, sleeping, and the Internet instead of drugs.


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