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Idocy Bashes

Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #idocy


New diet is going well. I'm only allowed to snack on food I find in my cleavage.


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Sobering fact: Humans share over 99% of our DNA with clowns


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Insanity is your reason.


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I don't trust lunch meat that's in the shape of a square.


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My MIL doesn't know this, but she's 3 snide comments away from getting roofied.


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I just can’t handle criticism, well not when it’s being screamed in my face but otherwise I’m ok with it.


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Well look, I can get into your mind and then get into your panties or I can get into your panties and then into your my mind, whatever.


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Jesus had a bunch'a followers... Remember how that shit turned out!


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I love that my life is way more interesting than the rumours.


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Whenever I see a male runner running towards me I time it so I'll perfectly hit them in the neck with my lit cigarette.


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I wasted 400 years of my life trying to figure out if I was a vampire.


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Just spent an hour thinking about how hot Angelina looked in Tomb Raider, so don't even tell me about your time management problems.


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I may have hooked up this wireless printer wrong. It just spit out my neighbor's grocery list.


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My Husband gave my very Irish uncle a 6 pack of non-alcoholic beer as a gag gift for Christmas.

I'm a widow now.


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I manage does not mean I am sleeping around.
Grr!
It means I probably could if I wanted to, which I don't.
m'kay.
*kicks dirt*


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Procastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.


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On dating sites some of the options for 'body type' should be 'Vending machine' 'deformed walrus' and 'pudding in Hefty bag'


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I've got a really good quality lawn mower and comes with a lifetime garanty. It's called a husband.


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I am still awake, and therefore tomorrow will be rough.


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Of course I care what you're saying, I just hear better when I'm naked.


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