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Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #idocy
The Scooby-Doo villains knew better than to ever haunt The Special Olympics. Too many medaling kids.
Sometimes you just got to listen to your heart, and my heart is like "listen to your stomach".
my stoner half-brother is playing angry birds on his phone with the sound turned up if anyone is wondering why I'll be in jail soon
Whose idea was it anyway to put a pyramid with an eye on the dollar? I'm thinking either Satan or Ben Franklin.
How come people that are lost in the wilderness and eat nuts and berries are really skinny but when I do it I gain 50 lbs
Why waste money on bedroom slippers when dog hair adheres so nicely after you put lotion on your feet?
Dont cry because its over, cry because you have herpes, a UTI, and a diminished sense of self-worth.
That tattoo you have of your daughters name surrounded by demons and dragons sure is a lovely tribute to her, mate.