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The man who gets up and goes to work every day to earn minimum wage impresses me more than any millionaire ever will.


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I can't properly focus on anything without listening to music.


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Your first love is unforgettable.


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A true friend cares like a mom, scolds like a dad, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother, and loves more than a lover.


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Never assume that someone likes you by their sweetness. Sometimes you are just an option when they are bored.


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Lies don't get you anywhere, they only keep you further away from gaining someone's TRUST.


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There's people on here who have a 'verified check' on their page that aren't even famous enough to make their local obituaries when they die


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Just watched my Autistic son giggle and play with the other kids at the park for the first time. Best day ever.


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Friendship is all about trusting each other, helping each other, loving each other and being crazy together.


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Having your shit together has nothing to do with money or success. It's knowing the difference between survival or giving up.


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Broken hearts can and will heal in time.


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Stop living in the past. It's done, over, and gone. You can look back, but never bring it back. Just learn from it and move on.


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Sometimes you just have to distance yourself from people. If they care, they'll notice. If they don't, you know where you stand.


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I'm going to be protective over the name Blue Ivy, but I'm going to secretly not like it.


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If you make stupid choices, I may respect your decision but I will always question your ability to make one.


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Never let fear of failure keep you from failing.


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When you know people who don't deserve the gift of your time, don't give it to them.


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Most times in life the
kindest words come from people
who you know the least.


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I really wasn't upset until you told me to calm down.


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It hurts to know, you will never remember the things I will never forget.


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