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The truth hurts but delaying the inevitable hurts more.


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The only good thing about getting older is that you get your own recliner chair.


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You lose some and you lose some more.


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Sometimes you just have to distance yourself from people. If they care, they'll notice. If they don't, you know where you stand.


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It doesn't matter if it is 100 degrees out, a good song will always give you goosebumps.


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If it turns into hate, it never was love.


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Some cannibals just eat the muffin top and throw the rest of the person away. It's so waistful.


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Why test on animals when there's a prison full of paedophiles?


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The most shocking thing you can do to someone is show kindness when they know you really shouldn’t.


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I hate those moments right before you sleep where you are forced to think about all the things you try so hard to forget.


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A true friend is always there for you, a fake friend is only there when they want something from you.


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Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.


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I hate people who 'warn' you about how shit bits of life are. An age, a stage or an event.

BULLSHIT. Make it work for you. It's YOUR life.


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Thank you to every person who has ever told me I can't. You are just another reason I will.


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The things that mean the most to us are the things we will do absolutely anything to protect.


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If it's important enough, you'll always find the time.


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Stop believing the liars, trusting the backstabbers, and loving the heart breakers.


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It's so stupid how Kanye West is tweeting about stuff he cares about instead of jokes for Favstar.


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So many girls fall in love with the wrong guy, simply because the wrong guy usually says all the right things.


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Don't chase after anyone. Stand still. If they want you, they'll come running back.


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