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Girls who don't smoke, drink, party every weekend, don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, they still do exist.


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Good food, excellent wine, amazing music and passionate love is all we need in life. And cigs.


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Without bad days, you’d never know what a good one was.


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That awkward moment when someone talks to you when you have headphones in.


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Always say what you feel and never be sorry for being real.


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My goal today is to smile just once. And mean it.


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If you don't understand a woman's silence, then you don't deserve her words.


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Silence is nothing but words sitting in a corner taking a nap.


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A broke promise is harmless;
its pieces swept away & discard.

Resulting from that could be a broken heart;
that, is not easy to disregard.


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Stop living in the past. It's done, over, and gone. You can look back, but never bring it back. Just learn from it and move on.


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When all else fails, cry.


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I can't believe "You're gonna go straight to bed!" used to be a punishment.


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A woman who truly loves you will be angry at you for so many things, but will never leave you.


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Repentance is a change of mind ("I was wrong") that provokes change of heart ("I need to stop") which leads to a changed life.


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These people having conversations everywhere are really pissing me off, don't they know we've got cafes for that sort of shit.


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Everything Fat Free sucks.

Stop kidding yourself.


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The man who gets up and goes to work every day to earn minimum wage impresses me more than any millionaire ever will.


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Music can bring back memories that you thought were long forgotten.


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We're lucky the Kryptonians were humanoid and not some type of walking two-headed great white shark types.


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Sometimes you may face difficulties in life, not because you are doing something wrong but because you are doing something right.


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