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Anyone can stay true to your face, it's the people who stay true behind your back that really count.


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I wish I had the confidence of a guy who brings a guitar to the beach.


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Stimulate me with your mind.


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A German publisher once asked Tolkien for proof of his Aryan descent. His brilliant response: http://t.co/XX3EH9hz


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Having your shit together has nothing to do with money or success. It's knowing the difference between survival or giving up.


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Never assume that someone likes you by their sweetness. Sometimes you are just an option when they are bored.


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When i start to get that feeling of deja vu from the writing on the wall it's a sure sign to cut my losses and avoid the bullshit.


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Not dating because you're afraid of getting hurt is like not buying a puppy because it'll die someday: entirely logical.


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Ready to just beat the living shit out of someone? Pause for a moment and take a step back, you'll gain a lot more force in your 1st strike.


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When I said I wanted to fix you, I meant get you high.


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If it were a real smart phone it would be able to hide my ex boyfriend's number when I get horny.


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Sometimes the person you'd take a bullet for is the person behind the trigger.


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Even if we never talk again please remember that I'm forever changed by who you are and what you meant to me.


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Winter is only fun if you're rich enough to ski through it or fly away from it.


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Do not ask for whom the bell saves. It's alright, for thou art saved by the bell.


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I asked you to seduce me, not reduce me to a blubbering idiot.


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Why lie? Reality is unbelievable enough.


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The best smell in the world is that man that you love.


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Fear is the best liar you’ll meet. Time is the biggest thief you’ll know. So waste no time on liars. And fear no thief.


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"Get drunk and pretend to have a good time" - parties


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