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We're lucky the Kryptonians were humanoid and not some type of walking two-headed great white shark types.
Don’t ever ask me how your dress looks if you’re making me go someplace I don’t want to go.
You won’t like the answer
Sometimes all it takes to get the attention you want from someone is smile and say hello.
If he misses you, he'll call. If he cares, he'll show it. If not, he can't be worth your time because you're obviously not worth his.
Sometimes you just have to distance yourself from people. If they care, they'll notice. If they don't, you know where you stand.
You would be amazed how many attractive women will talk to you when you're actually polite.
Hogwarts isn't just a place. 7 isn't just a number. Harry Potter isn't just a name. Always isn't just a word. It's so much more than that.
You'd think your perfectionism would drive you to seek a perfect life instead of settling for the illusion of one.
In my life, I've lived, I've loved, I've lost, I've missed, I've hurt, I've trusted, I've made mistakes, but most of all, I've learned.
Fear is the best liar you’ll meet. Time is the biggest thief you’ll know. So waste no time on liars. And fear no thief.
You must have us confused with someone who is sensitive and cares about helping strangers all the time.
Anyone can stay true to your face, it's the people who stay true behind your back that really count.
I wish I had a delete button in my life. To delete some people, some memories, and some feelings.
