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Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #statement


The hardest part of self discovery is discovering that you are the reason for all of your failures.


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This should be a place where you can be yourself and tweet without judgement.


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I wish I could hurt you the way you hurt me. But I know that if I had the chance, I wouldn't do it.


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Some people learn from their mistakes and some people suck.


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i have a condition that makes me want to eat when i can't sleep:
insom-nom-nom-nia.


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Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people and their shit.


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Sometimes we are consumed in a reckless abandoned perspective, spending time aching for circumstance. Today, find serenity in yourself.


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To me you've got to be doing pretty good on here for multiple people to be giving you grief. You should own it.


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I love to waste my heart on you.


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There are so many thoughts stirring about inside my head and I can’t get them out.


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If you make stupid choices, I may respect your decision but I will always question your ability to make one.


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Good food, excellent wine, amazing music and passionate love is all we need in life. And cigs.


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A true friend cares like a mom, scolds like a dad, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother, and loves more than a lover.


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Don't give meaning to a simple act of kindness.


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This food doesn't taste quite right. I think it could use some blandscaping.


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everything is easy when you give up!


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The dead never stop screaming, we just stop listening.


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That awkward moment when your friend jokingly says something about you but it's secretly true.


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I am at my most outstanding in debt.


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I don't expect men to stand up when I enter a room but I do expect a man to rise when I sit.


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