Statement Bashes

I've had enough of my calendar telling me what to do and what day it is and shit.

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Don't listen to people. It's a trap.

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The Earth is a tiny speck in the Universe. I'm a tiny speck on Earth. I guess what I'm trying to say is don't expect me to do great things.

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When you run out of words silence will do.

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There's so much shitty music that it's almost worth completely eliminating the concept of music.

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Care too little you'll lose them. Care too much you'll get hurt.

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Kids complaining they didn't get an iPhone for Christmas or got one in the wrong color is exactly why other countries hate us.

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As much as I want everyone to like me, I can't think of anything scarier than everyone liking me.

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Dear real life, you've been blocked.

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If every nerd donated a dollar toward construction of a Millenium Falcon, we'd all be making the Kessel Run by May.

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A wise man once said nothing.

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It's nice when someone remembers small details about you, not because you always remind them, but just because they care.

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We can't go back to how things used to be. Nothing is ever going to be the same. Don't blame me, You're the one who decided to leave.

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Never walk away from the person you know will never leave your side.

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Wait a minute. I'm supposed to believe God is on the side of the quarterback NOT married to Gisele?

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I really have to learn to stop pouring my stupid heart out to people.

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Out of all my addictions, you're my favorite.

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The wisest person follows three rules in life: See all, hear all but say absolutely NOTHING.

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Nobody works harder, on Twitter, than people who are trying to stay popular.

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"And I'm here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away." - Kurt Cobain 1967-1993

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