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We're lucky the Kryptonians were humanoid and not some type of walking two-headed great white shark types.


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Don’t ever ask me how your dress looks if you’re making me go someplace I don’t want to go.


You won’t like the answer


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If there is a crying baby on a flight, there should be free alcohol for the rest of us.


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Sometimes all it takes to get the attention you want from someone is smile and say hello.


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If he misses you, he'll call. If he cares, he'll show it. If not, he can't be worth your time because you're obviously not worth his.


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Sometimes you just have to distance yourself from people. If they care, they'll notice. If they don't, you know where you stand.


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You would be amazed how many attractive women will talk to you when you're actually polite.


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Hogwarts isn't just a place. 7 isn't just a number. Harry Potter isn't just a name. Always isn't just a word. It's so much more than that.


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Negative thoughts will destroy you, stay positive.


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You'd think your perfectionism would drive you to seek a perfect life instead of settling for the illusion of one.


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What do you mean you're offended, didn't you see, I used this emoticon --> :D ?


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In my life, I've lived, I've loved, I've lost, I've missed, I've hurt, I've trusted, I've made mistakes, but most of all, I've learned.


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Fear is the best liar you’ll meet. Time is the biggest thief you’ll know. So waste no time on liars. And fear no thief.


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You must have us confused with someone who is sensitive and cares about helping strangers all the time.


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Sometimes the person you'd take a bullet for is the person behind the trigger.


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Mornings are wonderful thing, just the waking up part sucks big time.


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Live because the alternative has less options.


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Anyone can stay true to your face, it's the people who stay true behind your back that really count.


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I wish I had a delete button in my life. To delete some people, some memories, and some feelings.


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My goal today is to smile just once. And mean it.


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