Statement Bashes

Anyone can stay true to your face, it's the people who stay true behind your back that really count.

I wish I had the confidence of a guy who brings a guitar to the beach.

Stimulate me with your mind.

A German publisher once asked Tolkien for proof of his Aryan descent. His brilliant response: http://t.co/XX3EH9hz

Having your shit together has nothing to do with money or success. It's knowing the difference between survival or giving up.

Never assume that someone likes you by their sweetness. Sometimes you are just an option when they are bored.

When i start to get that feeling of deja vu from the writing on the wall it's a sure sign to cut my losses and avoid the bullshit.

Not dating because you're afraid of getting hurt is like not buying a puppy because it'll die someday: entirely logical.

Ready to just beat the living shit out of someone? Pause for a moment and take a step back, you'll gain a lot more force in your 1st strike.

When I said I wanted to fix you, I meant get you high.

If it were a real smart phone it would be able to hide my ex boyfriend's number when I get horny.

Sometimes the person you'd take a bullet for is the person behind the trigger.

Even if we never talk again please remember that I'm forever changed by who you are and what you meant to me.

Winter is only fun if you're rich enough to ski through it or fly away from it.

Do not ask for whom the bell saves. It's alright, for thou art saved by the bell.

I asked you to seduce me, not reduce me to a blubbering idiot.

Why lie? Reality is unbelievable enough.

The best smell in the world is that man that you love.

Fear is the best liar you’ll meet. Time is the biggest thief you’ll know. So waste no time on liars. And fear no thief.

"Get drunk and pretend to have a good time" - parties