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Always say what you feel and never be sorry for being real.


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We all have that embarrassing email address that we made when we were like 12.


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Smiling is always easier than explaining why you’re sad.


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The people that see you as who you are will always be there for you.


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No one truly care how things affects you until it affects them.


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Don't mess up a good thing by being sincere.


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The things that mean the most to us are the things we will do absolutely anything to protect.


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A smile gets you a lot further than some stupid line ever will.


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It's the quiet men that have the filthiest minds.


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I asked you to seduce me, not reduce me to a blubbering idiot.


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I wish I could give you my pain just for one moment. Not to hurt you, but so you can finally understand how much you hurt me.


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Love like a parent.
Laugh like a child.
Learn like a student.
Live like a friend.
Lead like a servant.


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Jessica Simpson says she'd die if her daughter one day asks for Nikes instead of Louboutins. Might want to read a few parenting books, Jess.


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Some people learn from their mistakes and some people suck.


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Partying doesn't make you a bad person anymore than standing in a Church makes you a good Christian.


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Assholes will look down on you because you don't say the right thing. Brilliant souls will respect you when you speak your heart and mind.


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Don't be ashamed to kiss your girlfriend in public. If you REALLY love her, you'll kiss her & hold her hand anywhere.


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Nobody works harder, on Twitter, than people who are trying to stay popular.


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The most beautiful women go through the ugliest shit.


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"Get drunk and pretend to have a good time" - parties


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