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Anyone can stay true to your face, it's the people who stay true behind your back that really count.
A German publisher once asked Tolkien for proof of his Aryan descent. His brilliant response: http://t.co/XX3EH9hz
Having your shit together has nothing to do with money or success. It's knowing the difference between survival or giving up.
Never assume that someone likes you by their sweetness. Sometimes you are just an option when they are bored.
When i start to get that feeling of deja vu from the writing on the wall it's a sure sign to cut my losses and avoid the bullshit.
Not dating because you're afraid of getting hurt is like not buying a puppy because it'll die someday: entirely logical.
Ready to just beat the living shit out of someone? Pause for a moment and take a step back, you'll gain a lot more force in your 1st strike.
If it were a real smart phone it would be able to hide my ex boyfriend's number when I get horny.
Even if we never talk again please remember that I'm forever changed by who you are and what you meant to me.
Fear is the best liar you’ll meet. Time is the biggest thief you’ll know. So waste no time on liars. And fear no thief.