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You don’t really appreciate the light unless you’ve travelled through the darkness


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My whole life is one great big "before" picture.


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Women who are 30+ and getting anything other than their ears pierced - how are the divorce proceedings going?


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Life gets easier once you realize life's not getting any easier.


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The quickest way to cure depression is stop believing in reality.


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Sometimes the memories are what keep us from moving on.


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Feelings that come back are feelings that never went away.


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You know what still exists in the world? People who, rather than invalidate your feelings, work their hardest to cheer you up on a bad day.


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A woman who truly loves you will be angry at you for so many things, but will never leave you.


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Stop worrying about what others want. Think about what you want.


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The greatest day is when you wake up and realize you're living the life you envisioned


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"None but human beings can make words the vehicle of thought."


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I hate when you give me mixed signals. Just be real with me.


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A few simple tips: Don't promise when you're happy, Don't reply when you're angry, and Don't decide when you're sad.


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A woman was walking through the grocery store with a live snake around her neck. This is Australia.


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Smiling is always easier than explaining why you’re sad.


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If you love someone, you better prove it. Love is not a noun to be defined, but a verb to be acted upon.


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Those people who don’t immediately tell you all about themselves often turn out to be the ones who have the most interesting things to say.


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On reflection, I think I am the exception to just about every rule. And I'm OK with that.


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Lies don't get you anywhere, they only keep you further away from gaining someone's TRUST.


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