Statement Bashes

Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #statement

It's not who you know, it's who you choose not to know.

If he really loved you, he wouldn't be putting you through all this shit.

Being in a relationship is a full time job, don't apply if your not committed 100%.

Life gets easier once you realize life's not getting any easier.

I hate those moments right before you sleep where you are forced to think about all the things you try so hard to forget.

I won't be happy with this world until gay marriage is legalized everywhere. Everyone deserves to be happy. Straight or not.

How many times do you need to get hurt for you to know it's time to let go.

I can't properly focus on anything without listening to music.

That awkward moment when someone talks to you when you have headphones in.

Worst text message ever: "can I call you?"

A broke promise is harmless;
its pieces swept away & discard.

Resulting from that could be a broken heart;
that, is not easy to disregard.

I find it ironic that some of the weakest people have the ability to break, smash and shatter some of the strongest of hearts.

Can we get on with being worthless already?

Rumor is what other people know about you.

Honesty is what you know about yourself.

cheated with my fears, broke up with my doubts, got engaged with my faith and married my dreams

Stop believing the liars, trusting the backstabbers, and loving the heart breakers.

We all have that embarrassing email address that we made when we were like 12.

Hogwarts isn't just a place. 7 isn't just a number. Harry Potter isn't just a name. Always isn't just a word. It's so much more than that.

Reflections on this mirror appear uglier than they really are because of the erroneous standards of beauty set by our judgemental society.

I don't know man. You look kind of stupid with your head stuck in the wall.