Statement Bashes

Legends of the Fall would have been a great name for one of the Jackass movies.

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Photos: the ultimate way to make people think you're having more fun than you are.

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Not dating because you're afraid of getting hurt is like not buying a puppy because it'll die someday: entirely logical.

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If I start smile then I am thinking about doing something evil. If I start to laugh, you better start running.

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How we need another soul to cling to, another body to keep us warm. To rest and to trust: I need this, I need someone to pour myself into.

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World peace would be pretty awesome but I'll settle for the White Stripes getting back together.

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I'm doing an 8x12 painting of my father giving me the "thumbs up." Why not? People paint crazy, impossible stuff all the time.

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Terrifying to think that one puff of marijuana can transform your life into a carnival of lies & ultimately, murder.

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I believe in myself because I can prove I exist.

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My son is getting into Skrillex. He is eleven, though, so I guess he and I had a good run.

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People always suddenly miss you more once they see how much happier you are without them.

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What a lovely singing lisp you have.

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"When love is not madness, is it still love?"

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It's the quiet men that have the filthiest minds.

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If a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you, she is the one.

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Huh three hundred years ago classical music was just music

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A broke promise is harmless;
its pieces swept away & discard.

Resulting from that could be a broken heart;
that, is not easy to disregard.

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If you're going to use big words to impress me, maybe you should google it first to make sure you're using it right.

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If music can't fix it, it's probably broken forever.

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You know what still exists in the world? People who, rather than invalidate your feelings, work their hardest to cheer you up on a bad day.

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