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Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #statement


Always say what you feel and never be sorry for being real.


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The greatest day is when you wake up and realize you're living the life you envisioned


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Girls who text naked photos to dudes clearly do not have any dude friends.


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If a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you, she is the one.


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Without bad days, you’d never know what a good one was.


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My eyes are getting tired of imagining what my hands can’t touch.


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Don’t ever ask me how your dress looks if you’re making me go someplace I don’t want to go.


You won’t like the answer


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A wise man once said nothing.


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That's the thing with music, when it hits you feel no pain.


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If you make stupid choices, I may respect your decision but I will always question your ability to make one.


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Happy moment, I praise God. Difficult moment, I seek God. Painful moment, I trust God. Every moment, I THANK GOD.


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The man who gets up and goes to work every day to earn minimum wage impresses me more than any millionaire ever will.


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You can be the most beautiful woman and still be ugly. Attitude is everything.


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Kissing someone you love is the most intimate form of body contact.


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To start a new beginning, there must be an end.

Nothing is for certain except death.


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Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret what other people mean.


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I hate when my eyeballs get sleepy before my brain does.


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Women who are 30+ and getting anything other than their ears pierced - how are the divorce proceedings going?


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You know what still exists in the world? People who, rather than invalidate your feelings, work their hardest to cheer you up on a bad day.


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In my life, I've lived, I've loved, I've lost, I've missed, I've hurt, I've trusted, I've made mistakes, but most of all, I've learned.


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