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Kissing someone you love is the most intimate form of body contact.


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You see people for the last time every day and you don't even realize it. They don't die, they just sort of disappear from your reality.


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One of the hardest decisions you'll ever face in life is choosing whether to walk away or try harder.


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If he misses you, he'll call. If he cares, he'll show it. If not, he can't be worth your time because you're obviously not worth his.


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i have a condition that makes me want to eat when i can't sleep:
insom-nom-nom-nia.


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I don't know what it is, but this day feels like the kind where dreams come true.


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If you love something, let it go. If you don't love something, let that go too. Keep your hands free at all times. You might have to fight.


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Relationship built on lies is not going to last long. Relationship built on truth is not even going to start.


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Why lie? Reality is unbelievable enough.


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No matter what they did to you to make you hate them, you just can’t forget about someone that was good in bed.


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International women’s day should really be every day. A woman brought you into this world therefore you should always show respect.


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Mornings are wonderful thing, just the waking up part sucks big time.


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The Walmart greeters should do us all a favor and hand out condoms at the door.


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Don't feel bad about failing, you were never going to succeed.

Feel bad about trying.


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Hey Young Girls- Learn to be good at something you love that isn't boy related and then go meet a nice boy after you're confident and busy.


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How can you simply be friends with someone when every time you look at them all you think about is how much more you really want them?


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I never regret anything I’ve done in my past because it led to who i am today and who i will become tomorrow.


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Men that highlight their hair should be ashamed of themselves.


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I have never allowed my disease to make me a victim or make me feel sorry for myself.

Never have. Never will.


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My whole life is one great big "before" picture.


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