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Love Bashes

Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #love


You will understand why I ignore you and treat you like shit, once you know I'm in love with you.


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That moment when you can actually feel the pain in your chest from seeing or hearing something that breaks your heart.


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When your walls are closing in around me, my love gets big.


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If you have to ask if it was good for her…it wasn’t


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Thinking about you only makes me miss you more.


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No matter what we do, I’ll always remember the first time I saw you.


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When you finally figure out how to make her feel like she’s the only one, she’ll make you feel like you need no one else.


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I must be crazy.

Because I fell in love with you.


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It's amazing how someone can break your heart but you still love them with all the little pieces.


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If you have a choice between me and her, choose her, because if you really loved me, you wouldn't have to choose.


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Sometimes someone has to hurt you deep enough to make you realize how better your life is without them in it.


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If she is important to you, show her she is.


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Love isn't about what we say. Love is about what we do.


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Those text messages you never want to erase, because it's so special and makes you smile every time you re-read it.


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Mom, I do get angry with you sometimes but still I can't live without you.


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A woman's idea of love is to wake a man from the best nap of his life on a couch, and tell him he needs to go to bed and get some sleep.


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'Tis better to have loved and lost than to have loved and lost your mind.


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You know it's true love if you still like her when she's not naked or handing you food.


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We don't care who texts first because we do this super cute thing where we don't play games.


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Love.

The most shared word, the least exchanged emotion, the best worst lie, and the happiest excuse for senseless devotion.


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