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Love Bashes

Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #love


That person who enters your life out of nowhere and suddenly means the world to you.


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Honestly I'm scared that you'll get bored of me.


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I love it when I catch you looking at me then you smile and look away.


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It begins and ends with you.


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Sometimes, two people have to fall apart to realize how much they need to fall back together.


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Before you listen to your heart listen to your stomach then your brain then don't listen to your heart.


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The worst feeling is missing someone who is unaffected by your absence.


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I haven't stopped smiling since you stepped into my life.


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I just woke up and already I can't wait to get back to sleep so I can dream about you all over again.


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The best relationship is when you can act like lovers and bestfriends at the same time.


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Looking for one safe place where trust rules and lust overwhelms.


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It's crazy how I automatically smile when I talk to you.


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You know it's true love if you still like her when she's not naked or handing you food.


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I just want you, that's it. All your flaws, mistakes, smiles, giggles, jokes, sarcasm. Everything. I just want you.


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Love.

The most shared word, the least exchanged emotion, the best worst lie, and the happiest excuse for senseless devotion.


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You will understand why I ignore you and treat you like shit, once you know I'm in love with you.


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I don't want to imagine your hands on my thighs.

I want to remember them.


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Best line said by a guy to a girl: The day I'll go on knees for another girl...Is the day I'll tie a shoe lace for our daughter. :)


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Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess. Because just like in a game of chess, the queen protects the king.


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When he says exactly what you need to hear, exactly when you need to hear it.

That.


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