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Love Bashes

Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #love


When you finally figure out how to make her feel like she’s the only one, she’ll make you feel like you need no one else.


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I like you because I can never stay mad at you, I can't stand not talking to you and I can't stand the thought of losing you.


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Remember that time you passed a note in class thinking you’d be with them forever?


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If a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart.. I guarantee you, she is the one.


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I wish I was there holding you tight, instead of sending this message telling you goodnight.


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'Tis better to have loved and lost than to have loved and lost your mind.


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I must be crazy.

Because I fell in love with you.


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Mom, I do get angry with you sometimes but still I can't live without you.


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Your kiss was the perfect drug. It gave me the perfect high.


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I want to be your favorite hello & your hardest goodbye.


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Set me free. I've loved you good enough to heal your pain, and long enough for you to cause mine.


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When you meet the woman that makes you think: I will never be bored again…That’s the one you go after.


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Cuddling, Snuggling, Smiling, Laughing, and Kissing: all the things I want to do when I think of you.


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Of course time travel is possible. How else could their magazine get into my mailbox every week?


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The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws, mistakes, & weaknesses, & still thinks you're completely amazing.


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No matter what we do, I’ll always remember the first time I saw you.


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I've realized that when you truly love someone you never lose them or get over them, but that they will always mean something to you.


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Don't forget to introduce your partner as your "other half" so people understand that you were only half a person before you met them.


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The worst mental illness is love.


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If you have a choice between me and her, choose her, because if you really loved me, you wouldn't have to choose.


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