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I want to make lemonade out of the lemons that were dealt to me. ↗

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. ↗

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. ↗

— Benny Hill

#being #bomb #bombs #cut #fly

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. ↗

— Benny Hill

#again #back #better #cigarettes #day

I used the diabetes as my weapon. Of course, I was only hurting myself and making myself sicker, but I guess it was something I had to go through. I never went overboard so much that I really hurt myself, but my early teenage years were very tough. ↗

— Dana Hill

#diabetes #early #go #guess #had

I think what makes our marriage work amid all the glare is that my husband is my best friend. He inspires everything in my life and enables me to do the best that I can. I want to hang out with him more than anyone. ↗

— Faith Hill

#anyone #best #best friend #enables #everything

I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would make a living for me. ↗

— D. L. Hughley

#always #i #just #know #living

Extreme Makeover... they help people that are uncomfortable in their own skin. They really change lives. ↗

— Steven Hill

#extreme #help #help people #lives #makeover

People who make music together cannot be enemies, at least while the music lasts. ↗

— Paul Hindemith

#lasts #least #make #music #people

I always have one or two, sometimes more, Navajo or other tribes' cultural elements in mind when I start a plot. In Thief of Time, I wanted to make readers aware of Navajo attitude toward the dead, respect for burial sites. ↗

— Tony Hillerman

#attitude #aware #burial #cultural #dead

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