#amy

I think if you're in a committed relationship, unless you have some sort of an understanding, monogamy is something that should exist. ↗

— Jennifer Lopez

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You have to check out 'March of the Penguins'. Penguins are the really ideal example of monogamy. ↗

— Rich Lowry

#example #ideal #march #monogamy #out

All I could determine was that it must have been a nice thing to see if it was a house you were thinking about moving into. But not so nice if it was the house you were moving out from. I could practically hear Mr Collins, who had taught my fifth-grade English class and was still the most intimidating teacher I'd ever had, yelling at me. "Amy Curry," I could still hear him intoning, "never end a sentence with a preposition!" Irked that after six hears he was still mentally correcting me, I told the Mr. Collins in my head to off fuck. ↗

— Morgan Matson

#books #funny #humour #funny