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The nicest feeling in the world is to do a good deed anonymously-and have somebody find out. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#benevolence #epigram #reputation #wild

I never put off till tomorrow what I can possibly do - the day after. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#wild

You cannot live with a paw in each world. ↗

— Erin Hunter

#wild

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#dramatist #morality #novelist #poet #wild

We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record. ↗

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

#atlantean #darkhunter #god #insult #insult

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect mine eyes. ↗

— William Shakespeare

#insult #insult

I had a dream about you. You were old, and I was an infant, yet we looked identical. And probably because I knew you were going to die soon, I decided to kill you. I told myself it was the merciful thing to do, but secretly I knew the truth—I’d murdered you for your diapers. 
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— Dora J. Arod

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I am for doing good to the poor, but...I think the best way of doing good to the poor, is not making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of it. I observed...that the more public provisions were made for the poor, the less they provided for themselves, and of course became poorer. And, on the contrary, the less was done for them, the more they did for themselves, and became richer. ↗

— Benjamin Franklin

#government #observation

You don't make the poor richer by making the rich poorer. ↗

— Winston Churchill

#rich #taxation #poor

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. ↗

— Winston Churchill

#politics #hell