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#australians

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I think Australians do well here because we feel a bit naughty, like we're in America and if they only knew how much fun we were having, we'd all get thrown out, you know.


Melissa George


#australians #because #bit #feel #fun

Australians are geniuses with a good sense of humour.


Fred Schneider


#geniuses #good #good sense #humour #sense

Australians are very unfair in this way. They spend half of any conversation insisting that the country's dangers are vastly overrated and that there's nothing to worry about, and the other half telling you how six months ago their Uncle Bob was driving to Mudgee when a tiger snake slid out from under the dashboard and bit him on the groin, but that it's okay now because he's off the life support machine and they've discovered he can communicate with eye blinks.


Bill Bryson


#communication

I think probably Australians have just a little more taste than most people.


Neil Diamond


#i #i think #just #little #more

And I liked pluralist Australia. I got a taste for pluralist Australia. I like, I like Australians and I can't believe that they're going to go to hell because they tell a good dirty joke, you know.


Thomas Keneally


#australians #because #believe #dirty #go

Australians don't have a preconceived notion of what things have to be... we can go on a fantastic journey.


Yahoo Serious


#fantastic #go #journey #notion #preconceived






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