#bar

I love dressing up and doing the red carpet every once in a while, but I am very much a jeans kinda girl, so it's all a little embarrassing for me. ↗

— Kelly Clarkson

#carpet #doing #dressing #embarrassing #every

I'm very friendly or whatever, but I would hardly say that I'm that cookie-cutter. I don't live in L.A. or New York. I live in Texas, and I go to hole-in-the-wall bars, so there's no paparazzi there. ↗

— Kelly Clarkson

#friendly #go #hardly #i #live

We are keen to stress that a strong euro zone is good for a strong United Kingdom. It's not for us to write the changes that the euro zone needs to embark on. ↗

— Nick Clegg

#embark #euro #good #keen #kingdom

The moon is brighter since the barn burned. ↗

— Matsuo Basho

#brighter #burned #moon #since

I wish there was a bar I could send opposing teams to and get them hammered or something - I could tell my buddies in New York to leave their places open or something. Playing for the Yankees, guys come at you extremely hard. I have to be ready or I'll be embarrassed. ↗

— Roger Clemens

#buddies #come #could #embarrassed #extremely

The list of women to potentially be on a major party ticket, in both parties, is embarrassingly short. ↗

— Eleanor Clift

#embarrassingly #list #major #parties #party

When an army unit returns from service in Iraq or Afghanistan, it barely gets a breather before it begins training for its next deployment. ↗

— Hillary Clinton

#army #barely #before #begins #deployment

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say, 'Isn't it sad?' ↗

— George Clooney

#become #friend #guys #i #know

Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said "Eat your peas." Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney's Mom never found out where he'd gone, Cause Barney didn't tell her. There his dad spent his life eating mice and gruel With every bite for fifty years he was sorry he'd been cruel ↗

— Bill Watterson

#calvin-and-hobbes #life

Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair. ↗

— Brian Clough

#beckham #cut #hair #his #sing