#barbie

I love how the men stand around cooking the barbie while the women have done all the work beforehand doing the marinade and making the salads and then everybody says, 'what a great barbie' to the guy cooking. A barbecue is just the ultimate blokes' pastime, isn't it? ↗

— Curtis Stone

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#barbecue #barbie #beforehand #blokes #cooking

Did you know that if Barbie was a real woman with those proportions, she'd have to carry her kidneys in her purse? ↗

— Lani Diane Rich

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#humor #humor