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It never occurred to them that God may have provided the world with a vast array of very brainy medical types for the very reason of solving problems such as theirs. However, there is one thing that the medical profession cannot do and that is save people from being idiots. ↗


— Craig Ferguson


#doctors #god #illness #medical-establishment #pain

Mark Spitz had met plenty of the divine-retribution folks over the months. This was their moment; they were umbrella salesmen standing outside a subway entrance in a downpour. The human race deserved the plague, we brought it on ourselves for poisoning the planet, for the Death of God, the calculated brutalities of the global economic system, for driving primordial species to extinction: the entire collapse of values as evidenced by everything from nuclear fission to reality television to alternate side of the street parking. Mark Spitz could only endure these harangues for a minute or two before he split. It was boring.The plague was the plague. You were wearing galoshes, or you weren't. ↗


— Colson Whitehead


#blame #devine-retribution #zombies #death

Indeed, Miss Manners has come to believe that the basic political division in this country is not between liberals and conservatives but between those who believe that they should have a say in the love lives of strangers and those who do not. ↗


— Judith Martin


#believe #between #come #conservatives #country

I was in a band called Hooker for a while. ↗


— Travis Barker


#called #i #while

He shook his head, staring at her like a condemned man who beheld the face of his executioner. "Aline," he whispered, "Do you know what hell is?" "Yes." Her eyes overflowed. "Trying to exist with your heart living somewhere outside your body." "No. It's knowing that you have so little faith in my love, you would have condemned me to a lifetime of agony." His face contorted suddenly. "To something worse than death. ↗


— Lisa Kleypas


#lisa-kleypas #mckenna #romance #death

...British appeasement of the Palestinian Arabs led directly to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Jews [in the Holocaust] who might otherwise have found refuge in Palestine. ↗


— Sol Stern


#israel #jewish #middle-east #political #death

Come out, Yamiko, come out... ↗


— Katlyn Charlesworth


#historical-fiction #japan #death

Surely this is what death would be like: nothingness, oblivion, as the world continued to turn, heedless of her absence. ↗


— Meredith Duran


#philosphical #truth #wise #death

By means of steam one can go from California to Japan in eighteen days. ↗


— Townsend Harris


#days #eighteen #go #japan #means

EKDIN JONMER PROYOJONEY CHHOTO HOECHHILAM, EKHON MRITTUR PROYOJONE BORO HOCHCHHI. [[ I was made small for the sake of my birth, now growing for the sake of my death ]] ↗


— Nirmolendu Goon


#death






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