#cal

During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage. ↗

— Conan O'Brien

#bush #debate #during #each #edwards

Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me. ↗

— Conan O'Brien

#arnold #arnold schwarzenegger #bad #california #calling

I was a good decathlete until I got with a coach that really knew how to train specifically for the event... I'd really describe it as like being a juggler; you have ten balls and you're trying to get them all in the air at the same time. ↗

— Dan O'Brien

#balls #being #coach #describe #event

The church's teaching on marriage is unequivocal, it is uniquely, the union of a man and a woman and it is wrong that governments, politicians or parliaments should seek to alter or destroy that reality. ↗

— Keith O'Brien

#church #destroy #governments #man #marriage

Nothing is politically right which is morally wrong. ↗

— Daniel O'Connell

#morally wrong #nothing #politically #right #which

There is nothing politically right that is morally wrong. ↗

— Daniel O'Connell

#morally wrong #nothing #politically #right #wrong

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. ↗

— Jerry O'Connell

#call #close #kangaroo #near #time

Horror movies are here to stay, you know? It's not a fad. Even the musical has gone in and out of style from time to time. Horror movies have always been around. ↗

— Jerry O'Connell

#around #been #even #fad #from time to time

I think you should make more movies, more musicals. I think the public deserves that. I think this country deserves to be able to get out and foster that talent. Give them an opportunity to become stars. I think the whole idea is wonderful. ↗

— Donald O'Connor

#become #country #deserves #foster #get

I find that actors who are wanting to pursue tv or films don't seem to have much interest in classical theatre. ↗

— Renee O'Connor

#films #find #i #interest #much