#cannibal

The butcher died, and he requested to be cremated. But I don’t want to burn him, because I like my meat medium rare.
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— Jarod Kintz

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#cannibalism #cook #cooking #cremated #death

If you’re a cannibal, an Olympic sprinter would be considered fast food. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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#cannibalism #fast-food #food #funny #humor