#censor

My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends. ↗

— Joe Rogan

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The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any. ↗

— Marilyn Monroe

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#censors #cleavage #girl #hasn #ought