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We often get blinded by the forms in which content is produced, rather than the job that the content does. ↗


— Tim O'Reilly


#content #does #forms #get #job

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective. ↗


— P. J. O'Rourke


#carefully #child #children #concept #death

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. ↗


— P. J. O'Rourke


#children #everybody #except #how #knows

The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ↗


— P. J. O'Rourke


#according #administration #bad #bad news #everything

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ↗


— P. J. O'Rourke


#crabgrass #democrats #elected #get #government

In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character. ↗


— P. J. O'Rourke


#assassinate #brief #character #death #election

After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi. ↗


— P. J. O'Rourke


#champagne #enjoy #having #host #over

The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock? ↗


— P. J. O'Rourke


#ashore #attack #because #bill #bill clinton

I think it's been hard for people to understand how Islam can be a good religion, and yet the Islamists are evil. Those of us who have had experience with Islam understand this, just as we understand the difference between snake handlers and people going to church on Sunday morning. ↗


— P. J. O'Rourke


#between #church #difference #evil #experience

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce. ↗


— P. J. O'Rourke


#benefits #divorce #elicit #ever #friends






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