#change

I want to be the first and second man to dance on the moon. No, I won’t moonwalk. But I will Cha Cha—with my clone. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#dancing #funny #humor #moon #change

One of the things I learned when I was negotiating was that until I changed myself, I could not change others. ↗

— Nelson Mandela

#change

Oh", she thought, "how horrible it is that people have to grow up-and marry-and change! ↗

— L.M. Montgomery

#change #growing-up #island #marry #change

My love is like one of those wooden Russian nesting dolls (matryoshka doll). I know, because your heart fits perfectly inside mine.
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— Jarod Kintz

#romantic #change

You're always free to change your mind and choose a different future, or a different past. ↗

— Richard Bach

#change

If my remote control doubled as a dildo, I'd never get off my ass to change the channel. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #lazy #naughty #change

What's the truth? The truth is what happened to you and him or her, over the years, and what didn't happen. The truth is what you said and didn't say, how much you tried, how you changed, and whether you were lucky. I believe in luck. I think luck plays a huge part in success. Or failure. In the end, who cares about the truth? You still end up divorced. Finally, the biggest asshole wins. Sort of. At least the biggest asshole takes home the must stuff. If you consider this winning then have at it. You're an asshole. ↗

— Margaret Overton

#change

People always ask me if I’m into sports, and I say, “Well, isn’t writing a sport? If you’re doing it right, and you have a deadline, you should be sweating.”
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— Jarod Kintz

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Forgive but do not forget, or you will be hurt again. Forgiving changes the perspectives. Forgetting loses the lesson. ↗

— Paulo Coelho

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To change ourselves effectively, we first had to change our perceptions. ↗

— Stephen R. Covey

#perception #change