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Don't worry about it, Mikey," Dee said comfortingly. "You'll probably be next, so you won't be here when our Great Deception comes crashing down.


L.J. Smith


#michael #the-chase #the-forbidden-game #deception

Oh, my dear! I’m afraid you’ve mistaken me for someone else! My name is Rhea Silvia. I was the mother to Romulus and Remus, thousands of years ago. But you’re so kind to think I look as young as the 1950s.


Rick Riordan


#audrey-hepburn #funny #lol #percy-jackson #rhea-silvia

In the old legends, Arachne had gotten into trouble because of pride. She’d bragged about her tapestries being better than Athena’s, which had led to Mount Olympus’s first reality TV punishment program: 'So You Think You Can Weave Better Than a Goddess?' Arachne had lost in a big way.


Rick Riordan


#athena #funny #humor #lol #wicked

Um, dad?" I called "How's it going?" "Percy!" Annabeth whispered. "We're in a hurry!


Rick Riordan


#percy-jackson #poseidon #percy-jackson

I'm calm," Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervous about?" "Look," I said. "I'm sorry about the band room. I hope they didn't kick you our or anything." "Nah. They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb." "Was it hard?" Annabeth asked.


Rick Riordan


#dumb #humor #insult #percy-jackson #rachel-dare

This is Annabeth,” Jason said. “Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people.


Rick Riordan


#heroes-of-olympus #humor #jason-grace #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians #the-mark-of-athena

Kenzie took two staggering steps backward, staring at the feeline as if in a daze. "O-kay," she breathed, shaking her head slightly. "A cat. A cat that talks. I'm going crazy." she glanced at me. " Or you slipped something into my drink at the tournament. One or the other.


Julie Kagawa


#ethan-chase #grimalkin #humor #kenzie-st-james #humor

You love the chase, but hate me for the run around


Sara Bareilles


#love-games #love

Just hear me out. While you were napping, I was busy chatting up our allies. Didn't you know--your woman's a golden-tongued ambassador! My sisters always said I graduated from the shock-and-awe school of diplomacy, but joke 'em if they can't take a fuck, right?


Kresley Cole


#berserker #declan-chase #dreams-of-a-dark-warrior #immortals-after-dark #kresley-cole

Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse.


Rick Riordan


#heroes-of-olympus #horses #humor #hygiene #percy-jackson






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