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She'd made him watch every Alien movie. Most of the goriest scenes were accompanied by his dialogue: 'Ach, that's no' - that's just no' right.... Bloody hell, this canna be right.


Kresley Cole


#funny #kresley-cole #funny

I'm going to have to give him shit for all this,' Shane said, as he wandered around. 'He lives alone and makes his bed? Who does that?' 'People who like things neat?' 'Its not natural.


Rachel Caine


#humor #humorous #shane-collins #funny

The bottom half of the page had descended into a doodle of a tiny man giving the middle finger to a giant, angry eagle with razor-sharp talons. Beneath it, the caption: To Mock a Killing Bird.


Seth Grahame-Smith


#funny #vampire-hunter #funny

Advice to explorers everywhere: if you would like to recieve due credit for your discoveries, keep a detailed account of your journeys as Columbus did. On Septemeber 28, 1492, after four weeks at sea, he writes: Dear diary...I means journal. Yes, dear journal. That's what I meant to say. Whew. Anyway, we have yet to discover America, and the crew has become increasingly rebellious. I have decided to turn back if we have not spotted it by Columbus Day. Will write again later if not killed by crew. P.S. Last night's buffet was fabulous, the ice sculptures magnificent.


Cuthbert Soup


#columbus #columbus-day #diary #discovering #explorers

He'd given her the mother of all hangovers - a run-in with the wrath of grapes.


Kresley Cole


#funny #kresley-cole #funny

Nix and Emma: 'Looks like you just found a new talent.' 'Great. Why couldn't I be good at underwater origami or something?


Kresley Cole


#kresley-cole #nix-the-ever-knowing #nucking-futs-nix #funny

Mass narcolepsy is one of the more fortunate side effects of profundity. It ensures everyone will have a singular awareness of life that won’t overlap with yours.


Bauvard


#humor #narcolepsy #profundity #sleeping #funny

Postcards and postcolonialism are two things I advocate for people who can't afford to go on vacation.


Bauvard


#humor #postcolonialism #vacation #funny

It doesn’t matter what’s wrong with him. We’re not going to act like he doesn’t exist. Not anymore.


Carrie Butler


#new-adult #new-adult-romance #paranormal-romance #romance #series

Tanned, toned, curves in the right places and that small waist…lips, hair, eyes all packaged up like a siren. If she’s a siren, I heard her call, and I’m diving in hook, line, and sinker. - Drew Donovan


Kailin Gow


#college #donovan-brothers #drew-donovan #kailin-gow #loving-summer






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