#dal

Daley may be sinking. The hot water has gone from his chest to his neck. ↗

— Don Rose

#daley #gone #his #hot #hot water

Designing bridal is perfect for me, because black is my least favorite color, if you could call it a color. ↗

— Lela Rose

#black #bridal #call #color #could

Why are we bringing him along, again?" Will inquired, of the world in general as well as his sister. Cecily put her hands on her hips. "Why are you bringing Tessa?" "Because Tessa and I are going to be married," Will said, and Tessa smiled; the way that Will's little sister could ruffle his feathers like no one else was still amusing to her. "Well, Gabriel and I might well be married," Cecily said. "Someday." Gabriel made a choking noise, and turned an alarming shade of purple. Will threw up his hands. "You can't be married Cecily! You're only fifteen! When I get married, I'll be eighteen! An adult!" Cecily did not look impressed. "We may have a long engagement," she said. "But I cannot see why you are counseling me to marry a man my parents have never met." Will sputtered. "I am not counseling you to marry a man your parents have never met!" "Then we are in agreement. Gabriel must meet Mam and Dad. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#gabriel-lightwood #humor #marriage #p- #humor

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. ↗

— Steven Wright

#accelerator #behind #brake #gas #gone

If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path. ↗

— Marty Allen

#bridal #down #him #his #horse

I figure the faster I pedal, the faster I can retire. ↗

— Lance Armstrong

#figure #i #i can #pedal #retire

The problem is that the U.K. in essence is a feudal society. It's everyone in their place. ↗

— Brian Cox

#everyone #feudal #place #problem #society

I've dodged bullets but there's no scandal in my life. ↗

— Hector Elizondo

#i #life #my life #scandal

This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else. ↗

— Christina Ricci

#else #everyone #homicidal #i #just

I was at the Olympic Games winning medals and I still doubted my image. I doubted what I looked like. That's sad. ↗

— Shawn Johnson

#games #i #image #like #looked