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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing. ↗
— Adam Sandler
#different #doing #every #every time #hell
You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not. ↗
#admit #ashamed #gay #go #hollywood
A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard. ↗
#comedy #critics #got #hard #i
I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead. ↗
#control #definitely #doing #end #fact
I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it. ↗
#being #go #i #kids #sleep
I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles. ↗
#both #doing #glad #had #humiliated
I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios. ↗
#because #best #dancer #ever #far
I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience. ↗
#front #get #i #live #live audience
I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life. ↗
#every #every day #great #i #i was raised
I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies. ↗
#adam sandler #comedies #continue #i #make