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[in reference to turkey bowling] He [Tommy] squinted and picked his target, then took his steps and sent the bird sliding down the aisle. A collective gasp rose from the crew as the fourteen-pound, self-basting, fresh-frozen projectile of wholesome savory goodness plowed into the soap bottles like a freight train into a chorus line of drunken grandmothers.


Christopher Moore


#christopher-moore #love

Love...who needed love? As long as she had her books and her friends and an occasional hookup, she was perfectly content.


Lauren Conrad


#contented #friends #love #relationships #single






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