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My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon. 



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #blot-out #cloud #funny #humor

Do we have to have the 'don't lie to the telepath' talk again? It won't take long. I say 'don't lie to the telepath, it never works,' you glare at me, and then you go find something you can hit.


Seanan McGuire


#telepath #humor

Sarah turned her narrow-eyed gaze on him, making me glad once more that Antimony's comic books got it wrong, and telepaths can't actually kill you with their brains. Give you a whopping headache and earworm you with annoying jingles, yes; kill you, no. (Although sometimes, when she's managed to stick "The Happy Banana Song" in my head for a week, I sort of wish she could kill people with her brain. It would be kinder.)


Seanan McGuire


#humor #telepathy #humor

Wonder why we can do this,' he called out with his mind. The mental effort of speaking to her was already straining—he felt a headache forming like a bulge in his brain. 'Maybe we were lovers,' Teresa said. Thomas tripped and crashed to the ground. Smiling sheepishly at Minho, who’d turned to look without slowing, Thomas got back up and caught up to him. 'What?' he finally asked. He sensed a laugh from her, a watery image full of color.


James Dashner


#lovers #maze-runner #telepathy #teresa #humor

It was one of those ridiculous arrangements that couples make when they are separating, but before they are divorced - when they still imagine that children and property can be shared with more magnanimity than recrimination.


John Irving


#divorce #separation #imagination

My father is the most genial Midwestern guy imaginable, but for him, disaster lurks around every corner—financial ruin, squandered health, pyramid schemes, airbags failing to deploy—so he tends to use fear as a parenting tool to try to goad his daughters into being more prepared.When he retired, he reached new levels of preparedness, so his car contained bottled water, hand wipes, a roadside emergency kit with flares, books on tape, a coin dispenser, and two hand towels to use as makeshift bibs so he and my mother could drive and eat without making a mess.


Jancee Dunn


#prepared #imagination

IBM has taken a leadership role in this area and is prepared to be a technology partner with companies around the world to take advantage of these new developments.


John Patrick


#area #around #companies #developments #ibm

[Fireheart]mewed,"It's not my place to judge you." Greystripe looked up as Fireheart went on." Greystripe, whatever you decide to do, I will always be your friend.


Erin Hunter


#fireheart #firepaw #firestar #friend #friendship

A cause may be inconvenient, but it's magnificent. It's like champagne or high heels, and one must be prepared to suffer for it.


Arnold Bennett


#cause #champagne #heels #high #high heels

Plan specifically so you can implement flexibly.


Dallin H. Oaks


#inspirational #plan #prepare #inspirational






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