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A brick could be used to keep your sandwich pressed down, so your meat doesn't spill out.
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— Jarod Kintz

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The one thing we can all be sure about in politics is you are as well to expect the unexpected. ↗

— Charles Kennedy

#expect #expect the unexpected #one thing #politics #sure

A brick could be used to make the world safer for our children. Well, not our children, as I don't actually have any kids—but certainly your children. Skeptical? A brick could better protect your children than all the Federal government agencies combined.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick can be used as a nickname for people who are slow, both physically and intellectually.
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— Jarod Kintz

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It's especially important since September 11 for people to be trained for the unexpected. We want to try to make sure people are safe. ↗

— Michael Malone

#important #make #people #safe #september

I am not a total, complete nitwit when it comes to selling books. I promise you there will be unexpected things. Some of them I don't know yet. She's writing it all herself. ↗

— Mary Matalin

#books #comes #complete #herself #i

Brick could be the codename for Rick B. But why the need for secrecy? If I told you I’d have to blanket you.
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— Jarod Kintz

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The most essential thing for us was to get the business model right, then put the world-class technology under it to support it. At Merrill, that meant not doing what people expected. ↗

— John McKinley

#business model #doing #essential #essential thing #expected

A brick could be used for a calf muscle implant for a bodybuilder who wants a competitive edge.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”
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— Jarod Kintz

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