#family

Hugh and I have been together for so long that in order to arouse extraordinary passion, we need to engage in physical combat. Once, he hit me on the back of the head with a broken wineglass, and I fell to the floor pretending to be unconscious. That was romantic, or would have been had he rushed to my side rather than stepping over my body to fetch the dustpan. ↗

— David Sedaris

#relationships #romance #sex #family

The clan is nothing more than a larger family, with its patriarchal chief as the natural head, and the union of several clans by intermarriage and voluntary connection constitutes the tribe. ↗

— Charles Eastman

#clan #connection #constitutes #family #head

You have to defend your honor. And your family. ↗

— Suzanne Vega

#defend #honor #you #your #your honor

I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#big #big fan #family #fan #i

Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. ↗

— Louis C.K.

#comedian #comedy #family #fuck-it #funny

I grew up in a Navy family. ↗

— Elizabeth Edwards

#grew #i #navy #up