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I have so much love that it could stretch around the world’s largest dick. But so what? Bernanke’s belt does that every day.



Jarod Kintz


#ben-bernanke #crony-capitalism #dick #federal-reserve #fiat-currency

When we did eventually get to the party - me walking next to Dad's Volvo driving at five miles an hour - I had a horrible time. Everyone laughed at first but then more or less ignored me. In a mood of defiant stuffed oliveness I did have a dance by myself but things kept crashing to the floor around me. The host asked if I would sit down. I had a go at that but it was useless. In the end I was at the gate for about an hour before Dad arrived.


Louise Rennison


#humor #humour #stuffed-oliveness #humor






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