#flirting

Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

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#humor #humor

She jammed both hands to her hips, grinding her boots to the linoleum. “You are so rigid, it’s infuriating!” Noah’s ear-to-ear smile froze the breath right to her lungs. “I know, but you’re really cute when you’re irritated, and it’s kind of worth pissing you off.” Violet nearly lost her death grip on the peas. “You think I’m cute? ↗

— Kimberly Kincaid

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#love #death