#frienship

I'm a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn't have the heart to let him down. ↗

— Abraham Lincoln

#success #success

I wouldn't want to fuck you if you had a ten inch knob made of gold and your arsehole was the gate to Nirvana. I can't be friends with you because you're a gibbering twatwaffle, not because I would ever, in a million years, want to shag you. Get over yourself! ↗

— FayJay

#homosexual-panic #homosexuality