#god

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#gift #god #history #mystery #present

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#bend #diamonds #floor #god #over

Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#both #carson #god #going #got

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#diamonds #floor #god #had #i

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#bed #country #god #late #limit

If it is committed in the name of God or country, there is no crime so heinous that the public will not forgive it. ↗

— Tom Robbins

#country #crime #forgive #god #heinous

God knows when I'm going to retire. I think I'm going to be bored. ↗

— Mark Roberts

#god #going #i #i think #knows

People who hate God... take it out on innocent people. ↗

— Pat Robertson

#hate #innocent #innocent people #out #people

Mary Stewart will always be my goddess. I can pick up one of her early books - one I've read a dozen times - and still slide right into the story. ↗

— Nora Roberts

#books #dozen #dozen times #early #goddess

My mama told me in college, 'I love you, and you're God's child, but natural beauty will only take you so far.' ↗

— Robin Roberts

#child #college #far #god #i