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Really, Bob? Really?" asked the woman. "You think the best course of action is to spend an entire week's salary on food tickets? That's what you think? Because you want to hear gyros and fried cheesecake for the rest of the week? Not that I should be surprised. It's just the kind of harebrained thing you'd do." "Oh yeah, Sharon. Lay it on. Lay in on think. Right here in public where everyone can see!" The man, who was only a couple feet from me, lifted his arms and moved in a circle. "Did anyone not hear my lovely wife berating me? ↗
#food
I’m a lifeguard at a brewery. When someone falls in a vat, I jump in after them and start gulping. It makes me feel good after letting people drown. ↗
#funny #humor #lifeguards #funny
When there's an attractive lifeguard on duty I always drown at least twice. ↗
#funny #humor #lifeguards #funny
True strength is knowing that you don't have to be strong every single second of the day. ↗
#being-strong #healing #heartbreak #letting-down-the-walls #letting-go