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I have a new mantra, which I chant softly to myself: "Oh My God Oh My God.


Suzanne Finnamore


#divorce #infidelity #marriage #seperation #marriage

You’re seeing someone else, aren’t you?" Seeing someone else? How on earth could that explain any of this? Why would seeing someone else necessitate bringing home a middle­-aged woman, a teenaged punk and an American with a leather jacket and a Rod Stewart haircut? What would the story have been? But then, after reflection, I realised that Penny had probably been here before, and therefore knew that infidelity can usually provide the answer to any domestic mystery. If I had walked in with Sheena Easton and Donald Rumsfeld, Penny would probably have scratched her head for a few seconds before saying exactly the same thing. In other circumstances, on other evenings, it would have been the right conclusion, too; I used to be pretty resourceful when I was being unfaithful to Cindy, even if I do say so myself. I once drove a new BMW into a wall, simply because I needed to explain a four­-hour delay in getting home from work. Cindy came out into the street to inspect the crumpled bonnet, looked at me, and said, “You’re seeing someone else, aren’t you?” I denied it, of course. But then, anything – smashing up a new car, persuading Donald Rumsfeld to come to an Islington flat in the early hours of New Year’s Day – is easier than actually telling the truth. That look you get, the look which lets you see right through the eyes and down into the place where she keeps all the hurt and the rage and the loathing... Who wouldn’t go that extra yard to avoid it?


Nick Hornby


#humor #live #age

It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover.



Jarod Kintz


#cheating #foggy #funny #hide #hiding

Daily I walk around my small, picturesque town with a thought bubble over my head: Person Going Through A Divorce. When I look at other people, I automatically form thought bubbles over their heads. Happy Couple With Stroller. Innocent Teenage Girl With Her Whole Life Ahead Of Her. Content Grandmother And Grandfather Visiting Town Where Their Grandchildren Live With Intact Parents. Secure Housewife With Big Diamond. Undamaged Group Of Young Men On Skateboards. Good Man With Baby In BabyBjörn Who Loves His Wife. Dogs Who Never Have To Worry. Young Kids Kissing Publicly. Then every so often I see one like me, one of the shambling gaunt women without makeup, looking older than she is: Divorcing Woman Wondering How The Fuck This Happened.


Suzanne Finnamore


#divorce #husband #infidelity #marriage #seperation

Chocolate is not cheating! After a salty meal, you need a little bit of sweet. This is living, not cheating.


Ali Landry


#bit #cheating #chocolate #little #little bit

I'm angry when we have to use state dollars to fill holes in our low-income heating assistance program because there isn't enough support from Washington.


Jodi Rell


#assistance #because #dollars #enough #fill

Cheaters are cowards that are tempted to chase the fantasy of what could be… instead of courageously addressing their own self-destructive behavior and cultivating what is.


Steve Maraboli


#cheater #cheating #life #love #relationships

A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it.


Greg Behrendt


#date #dating #dumped #he-s-just-not-that-into-you #dating

People told me not to get married; I didn´t listen. No one ever listens, it seems to me now. Perhaps people should stop trying to communicate. N was not a communicator; early on, I´d insisted on communication. Now I see his point acutely. I would love to have him back to not communicate with me. I would never ask for communication again, I would simply go elsewhere for the deep fish. Also, I´m not at all sure I want to hear what he has to say in this new vista. This works out well.


Suzanne Finnamore


#divorce #husband #infidelity #marriage #seperation

I was very happy in both my marriages. I was unfaithful and so were they, just like any other normal couple.


Paulo Coelho


#divorce #faithfulness #inspirational #love #marriage






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