#her

I'd rather tell you how I really feel. ↗

— Drake

#how #i #rather #really #tell

I was lucky to live in the 20th century, when gefilte fish could be purchased in a jar. ↗

— Barbara "Cutie" Cooper

#food #grandmothers #humor #jewish #food

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#car #lifeguard #wash

Some writers take to drink, others take to audiences. ↗

— Gore Vidal

#drink #others #some #take #writers

My father was not a failure. After all, he was the father of a president of the United States. ↗

— Harry S. Truman

#after #failure #father #president #states

Diana was one of the quickest wits I knew; nobody made me laugh like her. ↗

— Sarah Ferguson

#her #i #knew #laugh #like

I've written a lot of books which are written from the moon - the view from nowhere. ↗

— Clifford Geertz

#i #lot #moon #nowhere #view

Bullfighters are Seville's heroes. ↗

— Paz Vega

#seville

Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another. ↗

— Madonna Ciccone

#depend #man #permission #pleasures #poor

It almost seems that nobody can hate America as much as native Americans. America needs new immigrants to love and cherish it. ↗

— Eric Hoffer

#america #cherish #hate #immigrants #love