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#hood

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #hood




Please, let me take you home. You’re drunk.” “I am not.” I shoved him, spilling some kind of delicious poison on him. “Go home and have a wild time with Ms. Scarlet. In the bedroom. With the—” “Okay, you’re starting to talk board game. Let’s go home, babe. I’ll get you into bed.


Rachael Wade


#hoodoo #magic #paranormal-romance #romance #the-gates

I took her into bed with me and propped myself up with pillows against the headboard to let her nurse. As she nursed and the milk came, she began a little low contented sort of singing. I would feel milk and love flowing from me to her as once it had flowed to me. It emptied me. As the baby fed, I seemed slowly to grow empty of myself, as if in the presence of that long flow of love even grief could not stand.


Wendell Berry


#motherhood #nursing #love

Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.


Roald Dahl


#children #humor #humor

Anyone who has no need of anybody but himself is either a beast or a God." Aristotle


Bruce Wayne Sullivan


#animals #childhood-memories #dogs #good-book #life-struggles

As Lacy waited for her turn to speak on Peter's behalf, she thought back to the first time she realized she could hate her own child.


Jodi Picoult


#hate #lacy #motherhood #peter #unconditional-love

They don't fit you?" V asked his roommate. "Not the point. No offense, but these are wicked Village People." Butch held his heavy arms out and turned in a circle, his bare chest catching the light. "I mean, come on." "They're for fighting, not fashion." "So are kilts, but you don't see me rocking the tartan." "And thank God for that. You're too bowlegged to pull that shit off." Butch assumed a bored expression. "You can bite me.


J.R. Ward


#butch-vishous #humor #paranormal-romance #romance #vishous-vampire

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.


Dorothy Parker


#humor #motherhood #parenthood #parenting #humor

My parents are going to kill me!" "That seems rather harsh...


Garth Nix


#humor #paranoia #parents #humor

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.


Scott Dikkers


#atheism #childhood #humor #kids #parenting

Children expect their mothers to love them, no matter what. Those who don't get this tend to feel cheated the rest of their lives.


Bella Pollen


#motherhood #love






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