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It's very expensive to be a professional tennis player with all the travel and the flights and the hotels and everything.


Caroline Wozniacki


#expensive #flights #hotels #player #professional

Dear Miss Hummingbird,
 The leaves are turning green now, but not with envy. But they should be envious, because I, Jarod Ora Kintz, son of a thousand question marks, now have what every unemployed American most covets: a cat. Oh, and I’ve also got a new job. Almost forgot to mention it. “What will you be doing?” you may be wondering, and “Is it legal?” Those answers, as you can imagine, are gray. But so are elephants. Gray, I mean. Elephants are gray, not illegal, even though a certain political party in this country that’s represented by an elephant mascot certainly does things that to the normal citizen would be considered illegal. But I digress.
 Turns out that right under “Mayor of Orafouraville” on my resume, I can now add “Concierge at the Five-Star Hotel.” Concierge is just a fancy term that means something similar in Latin, I’m sure.
 My job will be to arrange activities for hotel guests for everything from opera tickets to dinner reservations to even organizing the burial of a loved one—though not if the disposal of the body is to be kept secret because a murder has occurred. Murder is such a ghastly (and ghostly) way to spoil dinner reservations for two, wouldn’t you agree? Or, rather, wouldn’t you not disagree?
 This job will allow me to meet interesting people from all over the planet, and possibly even other planets (like Pluto, if that’s still even a planet).
 It’s a full-time job, at least part of the time (40 hours per week out of a possible 168 hours). I’ll be expected to wear a shirt and tie. And, of course, pants—but that goes without saying. What also goes without saying are guests, but I hope some at least say goodbye before they go. 



Jarod Kintz


#hospitality #hotel #job #letter #imagination

To put someone in jail for using drugs in the privacy of his hotel room is just barbaric.


Danny Sugerman


#his #hotel #hotel room #jail #just

The bad news is that 50 people died in a hotel fire; the good news is that we got exclusive footage.


Jessica Savitch


#bad news #died #exclusive #fire #footage

Today many Caribbean workers can be found in the hospital, construction, service and hotel industries, but there is also a growing professional sector.


Charles Rangel


#caribbean #construction #found #growing #hospital

Soft silly music is meaningful, magical.


Jeff Mangum


#song-lyrics #music

I never eat where the hotel recommends. I do my own research and then try the most highly rated options.


L'Wren Scott


#highly #hotel #i #i do #most

Actors are steeped in a world of agents and where the next job is coming from and what are their expenses and what is the hotel like. You want to take them out of that world and dump them into another world, so that when you meet them on the screen they don't seem like the guy who was in two others movies that year.


Danny Boyle


#another #coming #dump #expenses #guy

As an actor, I travel around a lot and live in a lot of hotels, and many times I've been in a town where the only entertainment to be had is what you find in the hotel bar or lobby.


Beau Bridges


#around #bar #been #entertainment #find

The first time I landed in New York and got a cab to my hotel, I was completely struck by it: a feeling of life and chaos, 24 hours around the clock, just like in London. And whatever your problem is, it's insignificant. You're just a small part of something very big.


America Ferrera


#big #cab #chaos #clock #completely






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