#ira

Of course we got drunk!" Semyon said. "It's okay to get drunk, Anton. If you need to real bad. Only you have to get drunk on vodka. Cognac and wine—that's all for the heart." "So what's vodka for?" "For the soul. If it's hurting real bad ↗

— Sergei Lukyanenko

#humor #inspirational #vodka #humor

We gain no wisdom by imposing our way on others. ↗

— James Lee Burke

#inspirational

You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story. ↗

— Barney Stinson

#happiness #humor #inspirational #sadness #humor

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't. ↗

— Jane Seabrook

#inspirational #humor

The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment. ↗

— Lev Grossman

#humor

It is better to take the other road, even if it's longer. Get a car, maybe" Green Eyes ↗

— A.G. Billig

#romance #short-story #inspirational

I'll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that's probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess. ↗

— Cassandra Duffy

#humor

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. ↗

— Leo Rosten

#inspirational #life #humor

Chance wore a white tuxedo with tails. On anyone else? Doopy. On him? Yes, please. ↗

— Kathy Reichs

#virals #humor

if you follow all the rules, you will miss all the fun ↗

— Katherine Hepburn

#inspirational #humor