#jacob

Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool. ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

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#dawn #humor #jacob #mirror #rosalie

Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother,Jacob?" she asked cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up'. ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

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#jacob #meyer #quotes #hell