#jonah

Nobody got me out," Nellie replied. "They just let me go. They think I'm a deranged Jonah Wizard fan. Apparently, the hotel's full of them. A couple of idiots actually jumped off the front balcony. Can you picture that?" "In Technicolor," Amy said bitterly. "That low-down KGB reject!" Dan fumed. "I can't believe she cheated me–right when I was in the middle of cheating her! ↗

— Gordon Korman

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If the Bible had said that Jonah swallowed the whale, I would believe it. ↗

— William Jennings Bryan

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The party in power, like Jonah's gourd, grew up quickly, and will quickly fall. ↗

— Davy Crockett

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