#jonah

Nellie's brow furrowed. "The great Mr. Hip-Hop Mogul standing in line with the common peasants? How do you figure that?" Dan grinned. "I'm starting to dig this 'no cars' thing. It's a great equalizer. ↗

— Gordon Korman

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#equalizers #jonah-wizard #nellie-gomez #the #equality

Oh, no-" They weren't even on the runway, and Jonah's father was already immersed in his BlackBerry. "Remember those 'Live Large with the Wiz Generation' posters? Well, guess how that translates into Chinese- 'Jonah Wizard Makes Your Ancestors Fat'. ↗

— Gordon Korman

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#joke #jonah-wizard #mistake #translation #humor

Call me Jonah. My parents did, or nearly did. They called me John. ↗

— Kurt Vonnegut

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#called #did #john #jonah #me