#kat

Would you like to borrow a pair of my panties to wave around at the next Council meeting to get the point across?” His eyes flashed. “Got any to spare?” I could’ve picked somebody rational. But no, I had to fall in love with this arrogant idiot. Come to the Keep with me, be my princess. Mourn me when your crazy dad kills me. Yeah, right. ↗

— Ilona Andrews

#funny #kate #love #funny

Life is a lot like skateboarding. ↗

— Lil Wayne

#life is a #like #lot #skateboarding

Dee loves it here. Before you came, she spent most of her days here." To Daemon, my arrival was the beginning of the end. The apocalypse. Kat-mageddon. "You know, I'm not going to get your sister in trouble." "We'll see. ↗

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

#daemon #funny #katy #funny

I'm supposed to relax and concentrate on the image of myself out there skating my race. ↗

— Mary Docter

#i #image #myself #out #race

Say what you want to say about the rest of his presidency, including his tone-deaf response to Katrina and a war waged in Iraq on false pretenses, Bush connected with Americans in the aftermath of 9/11 because he looked as frail and unforgiving as we felt. ↗

— Ron Fournier

#aftermath #because #bush #connected #false

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. ↗

— Robert Frost

#circles #forward #himself #how #indicates

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates. ↗

— Joe Garagiola

#drunk #hall #kangaroo #like #mound

Eighty-five percent of us in this country, by the way, live in coastal areas, so again, Katrina and Rita were not just about New Orleans. There were a lot of lessons that the nation can learn from us if they just pay attention to the things that are going on down here. ↗

— Mitch Landrieu

#again #areas #attention #coastal #country

The Lord said 'let there be wheat' and Saskatchewan was born. ↗

— Stephen Leacock

#lord #said #saskatchewan #wheat

The big lesson I learned from Hurricane Katrina is that we have to be thinking about the unthinkable because sometimes the unthinkable happens. ↗

— Mike Leavitt

#because #big #happens #hurricane #hurricane katrina