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#knife

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I haven't got a car or a house. I've got a wife, but I didn't pay for her! I spend all my money on my glorious wife. She's here with a knife at my throat!


Mackenzie Crook


#glorious #got #haven #her #here

There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo.


Jenny Eclair


#boo #booing #breakfast #down #fork






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