#mal

The Devil hath power To assume a pleasing shape. ↗

— William Shakespeare

#hamlet #lies #male-beauty #beauty

It may be normal, darling; but I'd rather be natural. ↗

— Truman Capote

#nature

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. ↗

— John Updike

#adult #bore #consumes #each #half

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#dog #dogs #funny #humor #love

I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck ↗

— Kiersten White

#funny #kiersten-white #paranormalcy #funny

As long as we can make them smaller, we can make them faster. ↗

— Seymoure Cray

#long #make #smaller #them

Normally, I'm so shy. ↗

— Jessica Simpson

#normally #shy

Too late Bella. Now, it's too late. Show me. ↗

— J.R. Ward

#paranormal

...you don’t fight fair against the devil, now do you? ↗

— Meg Winkler

#paranormal #romance #new-adult

Everything was perfectly healthy and normal here in Denial Land. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#normal #snafu #dresden-files