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You'll blow up a helicopter, but you won't go out with me? What is wrong with you?


Meg Cabot


#funny #jess-mastriani #relationships #rob-wilkins #when-lightning-strikes

Never try to understand the students. They hate it. They would much rather be tragically misunderstood, wallow in self-pity, stew in their own —” “That’s enough, Phineas,” said Dumbledore.


J.K. Rowling


#headmasters #principals #students #funny

Anybody can look at a pretty girl and see a pretty girl. An artist can look at a pretty girl and see the old woman she will become. A better artist can look at an old woman and see the pretty girl that she used to be. But a great artist--a master--and that is what Auguste Rodin was--can look at an old woman, portray her exactly as she is . . . and force the viewer to see the pretty girl she used to be . . . and more than that, he can make anyone with the sensitivity of an armadillo, or even you, see that this lovely young girl is still alive, not old and ugly at all, but simply prisoned inside her ruined body.


Robert A. Heinlein


#masterpiece #vision #art

Mastering the art of seduction gives one a great power, and like any power, it's to be wielded with responsibility; a man who wields the art of seduction without a sense of responsibility and restraint is a walking proximity bomb of viral epidemics, needless procreation, heartbroken families, and shattered dreams.


Mike Norton


#bomb #heartbreak #heartbroken #mastery #power

Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!


Al Franken


#humor #masturbation #sex #freedom

...that left Francesca to slink into the chair opposite us. My feeling of superiority was short-lived, however, when she settled herself down and then crossed her legs. I didn't need a mirror to know my whole face had just turned red. With a hemline up to her thighs that gesture didn't leave anything to the imagination. Bones curled his fingers around mine and squeezed. His hand was still warmed from our contact moments ago. That's how fast he had to grab me again to keep me sitting where I was instead of yanking off my jacket to make her a pair of panties.


Jeaniene Frost


#cat #imagination

There is a master way with words which is not learned but is instead developed: a deaf man develops exceptional vision, a blind man exceptional hearing, a silent man, when given a piece of paper...


Criss Jami


#building-up #compression #creativity #deaf #development

Can anything be imagined so ridiculous, that this miserable and wretched creature [man], who is not so much as master of himself, but subject to the injuries of all things, should call himself master and emperor of the world, of which he has not power to know the least part, much less to command the whole?


Michel de Montaigne


#hubris #mankind #mastery #perspective #world

Make your lives a masterpiece, you only get one canvas.


E.A. Bucchianeri


#art-of-life #good-advice #inspirational #inspirational-quotes #life

The clothes you're wearing, the room, the house, the city that you're in. Everything in it started out in the human imagination. Your lives, your personalities, your whole world. All invented. All made up. All the wars, the romances. The masterpieces and the machines. And there's nothing here but a funny little twist of amino acids, playing a marvelous game of pretend.


Alan Moore


#cities #clothes #houses #life #machines






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