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A mathematician is a magician who converts adjectives into nouns: continuous into continuum, infinite into infinity, infinitesimal into location, 0D into point, 1D into line, curved into geodesic...


Bill Gaede


#mathematics #physics #mathematics

No code of ethics and no effort are justifiable a priori in the face of the cruel mathematics that command our condition.


Albert Camus


#suicide #mathematics

Then suddenly, he was struck by a powerful but simple little truth, and it was this: that English grammar is governed by rules that are almost mathematical in their strictness!


Roald Dahl


#mathematics

I guess I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged.


Roger Jones


#mathematics #statistics #mathematics

She gave his hand a small squeeze. "Jason, if we're going to try this then I'd like to take things slow." He frowned. "What I mean is nothing beyond the level we were at last night." She worried her lip between her teeth. "What I mean is no actual sex." He narrowed his eyes on her. "But, you'll still sleep with me naked and let me do a hundred other naughty things to you?" he asked in a serious tone. "Yes." He brushed his lips against hers again and moved back a few inches to look into her eyes. "And you'll still cook for me and call me Master?" Her lips twitched. "Yes to the cooking and not a chance in hell for the other." He sighed wearily. "Fine, how about Lord and Master?" "Uh...no." "God?" "Nope." "My liege?" "Wait.....no." He gave her one of his lopsided smiles. "I'll wear you down eventually.


R.L. Mathewson


#jason #playing-for-keeps #rl-mathewson #cooking

A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.


Bill Gaede


#gaede #god #mathematics #peer-review #physics

A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.


Amy Summers


#brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny #humor

I can't count. It's winter in my left hemisphere, and my fingers fell off from frostbite.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #math #funny

90% of the game is half mental.


Yogi Berra


#math-humor #humor

Life is about solving for x


Jane Lescarbeau


#mathematics #philosophy #solve #life






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