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Think like a middle-aged man with OCD, a dead wife, and a teenage daughter. Think like a woman with three teenage sons who once ran a golf cart into the side of their granddad's house." "Cameron and Sean shouldn't have let me drive," Adam said in his own defense. "I was seven." "You shouldn't have ASKED to drive. You were seven.


Jennifer Echols


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Stay away from her." "Okay." "Keep your hands off her." "I'll try." He scowled at me. "I will," I said.


Jennifer Echols


#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

Son," he said, "you monkeyed up.


Jennifer Echols


#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

Oh, God," Lori said without looking at me, "what are they thinking, leaving the two of us alone out here on the dock together? We might TALK or something." "That would be awful," I said. "I might give you a hickey." She laughed, still watching for Cameron's start instead of looking at me. "Just by talking to me?" "I can talk really dirty. You'd be surprised.


Jennifer Echols


#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

Your confidence in me is heartwarming. Makes me want to return all the money I stole from the little old ladies and kick the heroin.


Jennifer Echols


#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

Her dad turned to me. "You. Follow Me." "Woof," I said.


Jennifer Echols


#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

I'm not stalking her," I insisted. "I'm making sure she's safe. Besides, how could you stalk Lori McGillicuddy? She'd see you and come out to your truck and say, "Hi, I'm Lori. Are you my stalker? It's so neat to meet you! While you're stuck here watching my every move, can I bring you anything? Sweet tea?


Jennifer Echols


#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

I need to explain all this to Adam in private. I can't get McGillicuddy to explain it to him. Something will be lost in translation." "Well, excuse me that I can't look at him all googly-eyed," my brother said. "And he's liable to punch you," I said.


Jennifer Echols


#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

You make terrible, terrible plans." "Hey, " I protested. "One of my plans caught you didn't it?" "Yeah, but you meant to catch Sean." He took his hand off my shoulder. I waved his concerns away, along with a cloud of gnats that had found us in the forest. "You're getting lost in the details. Keep the big picture in mind.


Jennifer Echols


#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer






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