#me

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#before #every #father #father time #gave

Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#choose #democracy #free #get #man

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#complex #highly #informed #intelligent #just

You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#indulge #merely #sea #standing #staring

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#become #committees #important #nowadays #work

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#chance #equal #equal opportunity #everyone #fair

If you don't know where you're going, you will probably end up somewhere else. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#end #going #know #probably #somewhere

Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#incompetence #levels #men #monopolize #now

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#halfway #judge #man #meet #poor

My charitable donations go to educational efforts, such as Teach for America, Vanderbilt University, Berkshire School. ↗

— Thomas Peterffy

#charitable #donations #educational #efforts #go