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I'm sure I look like a drowned cat." "You look fine. The wet look works for you." I scowled. "Now I know you're lying.


Jennifer L. Armentrout


#daemon #funny #katy #funny

Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large.



Jarod Kintz


#drink #drinking #entrepreneur #entrepreneurship #funny

The dark prince sat astride his black steed, his sable cape flowing behind him. A golden circlet bound his blond locks, his handsome face was cold with the rage of battle, and... "And his arm looked like an eggplant," Clary muttered to herself in exasperation.


Cassandra Clare


#funny #mortal-instruments #simon-lewis #funny

Breckin shrugs. “I’m new here. And if you haven’t deducted from my impeccable fashion sense, I think it’s safe to say that I’m…” he leans forward and cups his hand to his mouth in secrecy. “Mormon,” he whispers.


Colleen Hoover


#funny #gay #mormon #teenager #funny

My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica? 



Jarod Kintz


#accompany #bizarre #funny #harmonica #humor

Never met such a Gorgon . . . I don't really know what a Gorgon is like, but I am quite sure that Lady Bracknell is one. In any case, she is a monster, without being a myth, which is rather unfair.


Oscar Wilde


#funny






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