#money

Money can't buy happiness—but it can buy beer. ↗

— Gary Reilly

#money

Why spend ten dollars to buy one item that does two things, when for five dollars a piece I can sell you two items that each does one thing?
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— Jarod Kintz

#deals #efficiency #function #funny #humor

Geeks = Know more about computers than their computer teacher, so everyone comes to them for computer problems. Nerds = Have no life and only worries about school, no one talks to them. Jocks = Know a lot about sports but not much else. Geek's Wife: Completely depend on the geek for tech support. Tend to be pretty good looking. Nerd's Wife: nonexistent Jock's Wife: only there for money, most likely having an affair with another jock See Geeks are the best! ↗

— Hamza Charlemagne

#money

It was an operation that Dr. Maturin had carried out at sea before, always in the fullest possible light and therefore on deck, and many of them had seen him do so. Now they and all their mates saw him do it again: they saw Joe Plaice's scalp taken off, his skull bared, a disc of bone audibly sawn out, the handle turning solemnly; a three-shilling piece, hammered into a flattened dome by the armourer, screwed on over the hole; and the scalp replaced, neatly sewn up by the parson. It was extremely gratifying - the Captain had been seen to go pale, and Barret Bonden too, the patient's cousin - blood running down Joe's neck regardless - brains clearly to be seen - something not to be missed for a mint of money - instructive, too - and they made the most of it. ↗

— Patrick O'Brian

#aubreyad #barret-bonden #jack-aubrey #joe-plaice #master-and-commander

Almost overnight, Albert Pinkham had gone from being barely able to keep his head above water to walking on the stuff. ↗

— Cathie Pelletier

#power #wealth #money

Money should not dictate how I live my life.. I must take charge and become the master of money, so that I decide what I want to do with my time. ↗

— Manoj Arora

#money #take-charge #time #money

Some people are terrified of snakes. Some people are terrified about losing money. ↗

— Robert Kiyosaki

#money

The wealthy, Jesus says, can only get into heaven through the eye of a needle; the same applies to churches wealthy in numbers and programs. ↗

— Mark Galli

#heaven #money #money

Nobody ever got rich by wearing a heart on their sleeve, unless it was someone else's heart. ↗

— Eoin Colfer

#money #screwed #money

What now strikes as remarkable about the new moneyed class of the nineteenth century is their complete irresponsibility;they see everything in terms of individual success, with hardly any consciousness that the community exists. ↗

— George Orwell

#society #money